Amazing how much money you can make selling cheap tables called "Funjigs" and television stands called "Melllijacs"

I've bought some IKEA stuff in the past, mostly because it was cheap, but the folks who ake monthly pilgrimages to those blue and yellow warehouses of bland need better medication.

Might be the richest man in the world-he's hidden his fortune in various ways to avoid taxation. The IKEA cult creeps me out, but it's hard to say anything about the founder, except that he keeps a very low profile.