I can see the future and its name is "I'm gonna have fun with this list". Just wait till I get to batteries. And away I go to the exo topic.

I just did a FTL scroll down this list and I can say with absolute certainty that everyone of these items can be found in a woman's purse. Go ahead, take a look sometime, if you dare.

Granted, you'll be pulling shit out of there that hasn't seen the light of day since the Big Bang, which coincidentally brings me to vibrators. What's up with this fake lipstick ploy, anyway?

Honey, get the maroon lipstick out of my purse, would you please?

*OH SHIT! Tries to remember what color maroon is. Hands to Kidman*

That's hooker red, idiot. I said maroon, moron.

*grabs scuba gear, dives deeper. friggin' power saw! nope*

Here...

That's a tampon, fool!

*calls Russia looking for a deep sea submersible. GOT IT!*

Here you go. What's this shit look like anyway?

NO, NO, NO. Don't open it, you'll spoil the wax.

*wax in lipstick? pulls off cap, notices switch on "lipstick", hmmm, turns on, USGA seismic sensors register 9.8 on the Richter Scale*

Look, ladies. We may be idiots, but even use human-like idiots can tell the difference between lipstick and a vibrator. Want some advice? Don't ever let a guy enter the inner sanctum. He doesn't want to go near it and NOW neither do you.

There is away around this dilemma, though, and it shall be called the Gillette Power Fusion shaving system. See batteries...

Books are always a helpful thing, and if it's good or not, that depends on each person who read it. It's not posible to catalogue a book like good or not if we don't read it since the last page, then we can say if it was good or not, but we already read it, and we have spend our time in a good thing.

I have to admit that I was never much of a reader. Occasionally I'd get hooked on a series of books and read them all within a very short period of time, then go without reading for another few years. I do somehow get the feeling that during the time I do more reading, my writing seems to flow better. I can't say I definitely write better when I read, but words just come out easier. Also, I have friends who read consistently who are extremely poor in English writing. I'm talking about bad grammar, poor spellings, and punctuations in all the wrong places and such. I wonder how much reading really helps in terms of one's writing skill. One thing for sure though is that by reading more good books, you inevitably gain some knowledge of some sort, be it a world history, culture, health...etc.

a good book is always nice to read.  so many to choose from. I like to read from all different times. something good to read is time well spent.