I knew it.

That really bad date I had a while back, I was sure she was Satan.

Absolutely! He is the most beautiful being I have ever seen!! Even god made him his greatest angel...a power he cannot take away! And our religion is growing as well! So many celebrities are joining the Satanic Church! Micheal Bolton, Kevin McHale, Jimmy Kimmel, Nicolette Sheridan, Naomi Campbell to name a few! I really think our movement can grow as it has been growing more and more as people see the truth!

Why thank you...

Well, let me see what I can remember from Religion class the year I attended a Catholic school. He probably would be considered beautiful, as he was a fallen angel. Angels are considered beautiful beings.

He is not a monstrous red figure with a pitch fork tail, with horns. He is the most beautiful creation of God, and he never lost his attributes.