Is this telling me not to judge women on theirs or telling me not to flaunt mine? For the record, I don't know ANY of mine, just height and weight, and half the time I only have a ballpark on the weight that could be a off just a bit.

UPDATE: My weight, not the "Commanding Officer." Get your mind out of the gutter, Kamy! To think people say I'm the perv?

Uhm.. "My ______ is bigger than yours?"

. . . not sure what that means.  Is this referring to a guy who checks out a girl's "measurements" (as in, "36C")?

This problem has really gotten out of hand in my local area to the point that they will have to do something about it before it becomes too late.