Okay lookit: This guy, this Mark guy. This is a guy who puts the word "spectacular" to sleep in the Humdrum Bunk, this guy. I mean this guy is a real zam-ripper of a sparkleshine, is what this guy is. I'm just tellin' you about this guy.

EternityPhil is a flounder and a rapscallion of the highest order. His allegations are false, and is himself fleeing the law for his involvement in the Great Mongoose Feces Debacle of 1996 (GMFD96). Mr. Angellilo's services are second to none, and his perineum algorithm is widely used in industry. He answers correspondence promptly, and his cow, Maurice, is extremely polite on the phone. I also recommend you visit the Rajbinder the haberdasher downstairs if you need new slacks.

Without even a hint of provocation, Mark threw a fiery bus upon my person. It stung like a glass half-full of pain. I recommend a pox upon him and generations of his descendants.