She sucks, and always has.  It's amazing that someone with 10 minutes worth of talent continues to get shoved down the throats of the American public a quarter of a century later.  What's more amazing is that there's drooling cretins out there who still gravitate to this dirty-looking skank.  What cracks me up is that this glorified go-go girl, whose canon of material is about such specious concerns as dancefloors, materialism and sex in stairwells, sought to bring some "significance" to her career by attempting much more serious fare.  That's kinda like Dice Clay doing "Hamlet."  Ho-hum, madge.  You're boring.  The only time you provided any entertainment value was back in the day before you were discovered, when you were revealing your peesda as an unknown photographer's model.

Madonna should learn to be satisfied with her real talents i.e., creating her next skanky persona, distinguishing herself as one of the worlds worst actresses and providing yucks at home and abroad with her counterfeit Brit accent.  Whatever she decides to do to continue to impose her aging self in the public eye, she needs to remember to keep the hell away from established classics like American Pie.  

R.I.P.  Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and The Big Bopper

Worse idea, ever.

Madonna took a revered classic and turned it into total tripe. Nice going.