IsaacYorkHawk 11/01/2009
Spoiler alert! The basic gist of this song is that he's asking permission to pork you.
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HistoryFan 11/01/2009
No, you may not touch me there....or anywhere for that matter.
TeresaG 09/20/2008
No you may not
georges11 09/20/2008
Bolton has a shrieking, high pitched voice, sounds like a banshee with a nasal infection. I can sing like him I bet, give me a microphone, tie my n**ts tightly with baling wire and hold my nares closed while I scream out words of love at the top of my lungs while cavorting around on stage and flipping my mullett(used to be) about. And no, Michael, no touchy!
JamesMcDone 09/18/2008
waltersdirtyun dies 09/17/2008
I dont think ive ever heared but the name sounds like he freakin molests children and this is the song he plays wile doing it.
numbah16tdhaha 09/16/2008
WTF? How 'bout NO, Michael Bolton! Not now, not ever, you sick freak!UPDATE: A song like this should be grounds for being arrested...
irishgit 09/16/2008
There is no part of my anatomy that I would let Michael Bolton touch. Except maybe he can touch my boot with his balls.
FranksWildYear s 09/16/2008
"Please tell Mommy or Daddy if Mr. Bolton ever sings this song to you, OK kids."
Jamie McBain 09/16/2008
Get your filthy, stinking paws off me, Michael Bolton.
scarletfeather 09/16/2008
No, you can't.
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