This is the best of the predictable mid-70's Disney crap from the height of that studio's "churn 'em and burn 'em" era. Which is damning with extremely faint praise.

It's very dull (what has Bill Bixby ever done that isn't) and the supposedly inspired comedy of Tim Conway and Don Knotts isn't going to make anyone forget Abbot and Costello. Harmless and mindless, but utterly tedious.

I loved this movie. Bill Bixby accepts $5 to pick up some merchandise for a man. It turns out that the merchandise is three children.

Later Bill Bixby marries Susan Clark to give the three children a better life. But Clark makes it clear that she and he will not make love. When Bixby buys a bed, Clark thinks that he bought it for her and him to make love on. She then starts raising Hell on him. But the bed is actually for the kids. That was my favorite scene.

By the end of the movie, Bixby and Clark fall in love and I'm betting that they did start making love after all. I give this movie a 4 star rating.