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Tom Green

Added on 12/01/2003
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XAgent
03/04/2008

Tom Green 1

How he became a comedian I'll never know.

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Twitchin' Monkey
03/04/2008

Tom Green 1

i laughed at him when he first got started, but now he's just annoying. he can only ride that act so far... now i just want him to calm down. and act normal.

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numbah16tdhaha
03/04/2008

Tom Green 1

He looks like he has suffered some manner of brain damage...

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Mr.Tuner
03/04/2008

Tom Green 4

I am a huge fan of his! He isnt the funniest guy out there but he is pretty good! I know that some people find him offensive but come on if you look past that he is a pretty funny guy! This is just my opinion though.

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Going2Oahu
12/24/2007

Tom Green 2

Is this the MTV guy? He was alittle odd.

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HelloKitty09
07/28/2007

Tom Green 1

His career is dead like his relationship with Drew Barrymore.  

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PlanetaryGear
11/21/2005

Tom Green 2

I chuckled at his stupid stunts the first few times I seen him, but his act grew lame real fast.

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rjy
09/19/2005

Tom Green 1

This guy sucks big time! I still can't beleive that Mtv gave him a show to have on.

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sfalconer
12/14/2004

Tom Green 1

He is pathetic, all his movies suck, especially Charlie's Angels but I can not fault him for all of that. Any one who would let Drew Barrymore get away does not deserve 1 star. His show was not funny and he relys on shock to get laughs which gets very old after a while.

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southparker9
08/24/2004

Tom Green 1

Why is he on this list. All he is is a 3-Dimensional Jerky Boy.

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topofthemuffin 2u
04/25/2004

Tom Green 1

the most unfunny

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bbutler76
04/16/2004

Tom Green 1

This guy has no talent whatsoever. I can honestly say that he has never made me laugh. He reminds of David Arquette. Hyper, annoying and I have no idea why this man can find work. Please make this dude go away. PLEASE

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VirileVagabond
02/25/2004

Tom Green 1

I do not understand the appeal of Tom Green. For some reason he seems to think that something is funny just because he says or does it. Sure, he hits a good note on occasion, but even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while as well. The only hightlight that I have seen was his role in the movie Road Trip (2000) in which he plays the campus tour guide who tells the story, but he even tainted this role with a few excesses. The appeal of pet rocks and Tom Green, some things will forever remain a mystery. Tom Green was born on July 30, 1971 in Pembroke, Ontario.

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jgls
12/22/2003

Tom Green 3

disgusting and unafraid of makine a complete ass of himself

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SFShuggies
07/01/2003

Tom Green 2

A juvenile deliquent who doesnt know when to shut the hell up. His Sh!t isnt even funny anymore, unless you're like 10 years old that is. His goofy un-funny antics are enough to make you want to sh!t. Used to be funny, but not anymore. If he cleans up his act, he may bounce back.

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BIGBABY
06/23/2003

Tom Green 1

Good ole Tome Green!... either love him or hate him! This guy isn't a comedian, he uses cruel, obnoxious, inferior, disgusting, and terrible tactics to make his own tiolet humor. Trailer Trash comedian.

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m.i.a.-nwtbf
06/02/2003

Tom Green 1

A truly unfunny, cruel, disgusting man. If he is only doing these outrageous, stupid stunts to gain loathing and irritation from his viewers then he can congratulate himself; he's done a very good job.

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grosegreg
06/02/2003

Tom Green 5

NO, she was sober too!

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Moosekarloff
05/30/2003

Tom Green 2

Outre for outre sake. Obviously, no forethought or planning goes into Green's work. It's just "be outrageous as you can and hope for the best." As a result, he's usually quite juvenile and irritating. I guess 12 year olds like this, but anyone who got past the 10th grade might think this guy is a douchewad.

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getback
05/12/2003

Tom Green 1

A total waste of time.

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motthehoople
04/22/2003

Tom Green 5

tom green is one of the best comic's of all time i love the freddy got fingered movie (father would you like some sasuages)that was very funny, road trip was like 3 min he needed to be on the road trip. and then his small roll in saving prv. ryan where tom hanks is dragging him on to the beach was very good, he needed the roll of vin diesel carpassio. he would have been better in the roll. who cares about drew or his roll on charlies angles.

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resisobilus
03/07/2003

Tom Green 1

Yhe poster child for euthanasia.

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abylane
02/01/2003

Tom Green 1

Only in America can the UN-funniest man on the planet make a living as a comedian!

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Haligonian
01/20/2003

Tom Green 2

Comparible to David Hasselhof's singing... Hahahah. That's funny.

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couchpotato
02/06/2002

Tom Green 4

You know, sometimes you just feel like some stupidity. And that's where this psychopath comes in. He's one of those people that you just don't want to understand, and just roll on the floor laughing. And, strange as it may seem, I loved Freddy Got Fingered.

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137218685
01/25/2002

Tom Green 2

Tom Green is a idiot! which is proved by his action of divorcing that lil hottie, drew barrymore. she is sooo sweet, and by sweet i mean i would love to do her. the idiot is probably going back to f*ck that ugly hoebag, Ms. Monica Lewinsky. Plus he is a complete RIP OFF OF CHRIS ELLIOT. and that dipsh)t CARROTTOP

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Mahattma
07/13/2001

Tom Green 1

Tom Green could make me laugh and I though he was great, but that was two years ago. I have since gotten sick of his novelty act. Let's face it, he is going nowhere and needs to really try to be serious as a comic. Although I can no longer stand Tom, I do feel pity for him having to sell out to mainly to 12-13 year olds. I really think that if he spends an ample amount of time out of the spotlight to try to hone his act, then maybe he can become a comedian people will remember five years from now. I have faith.

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SSIILL
05/19/2001

Tom Green 1

It's too bad Tom has to further disgrace an already unentertaining channel like SCUMtv. I give the boy credit though. The class clown in my second(maybe first) grade class would've never stood a chance! Keep desparately trying geek(Tom).

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Observant1
04/21/2001

Tom Green 1

I know a lot of people find Tom Green to be a good comedian and I respect that. However, I can't understand what Drew Barrymore sees in him. Next week on Mad Tv he's going to be "sucking off a cow", and tonight on Saturday Night Live he french kissed his father, touched tongues openly with another man, and sat in a bathtub with another man all within 8 minutes. Maybe he and Drew are just marrying for publicity reasons. I always thought he was gay until the news came out that he had a girlfriend. He doesn't just seem bisexual to me, he appears to be gay. I heard a rumour that he appears regularly in a pornographic series as Steve Sweet. Gay or not, he must be well endowed to appear in a porno. Maybe that's what Drew sees in him..

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TGLoVeR4
04/21/2001

Tom Green 5

hey~ i love Tom Green! I am 13 and i have liked him since i was about 10 or 11. My friends and i joke around about the things he does. He is so cool how he can just do whatever he damn well feels like doing and doesn't care whether he feels gay or not. My friends and I make tapes like he does. He isn't a bad influense on me, he is just free-spirited and i like that. Well, none of you should be ashamed of him just satisfied that he has made some people happy. well i G2G! bye! oh yeah and at my sleepover party we got a special movie on Tom and it had the Lonely Sweedish music video and we watched the music video over and over again until we fell asleep knowing all the words! I LOVE YOU, TOM GREEN!!!!!

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nasha
04/20/2001

Tom Green 1

If he wasn't so proud of himself, I might not hate him. His humor is the equivalent of David Hasselhof's singing. You have to be weak-minded or German to like it.

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idiotioc
04/20/2001

Tom Green 5

I honestly think that Tom is the funniest person I have ever seen. His comedy though not understood by everyone is a daring new look at life and not giving a f#%k... I am very confidant that if given a chance and access to equipment, props and just a little help I too can be sucessful in the same type of comedy. So if Tom Green reads this please send me an e-mail and I'll hook you up with some of my ideas P.S. all my buddies tell me how much we are alike in our taist of funny poop.

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bladerboy
04/19/2001

Tom Green 5

In a lack of words THE BOD OF GODS

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jessica13
04/19/2001

Tom Green 5

I think Tom Green is awesome. He is so hilarious and he is such a hottie. (seriously!) xoxoxoxoxox, jessica

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Loudyacker99
04/19/2001

Tom Green 5

TOM GREEN KICKS BUTT!!! I LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH!!! HE IS SOOO COOL AND IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON EVER!! WHO EVER DOESNT LIKE HIM SHOULD GET A LIFE!!!

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rob_rice
04/17/2001

Tom Green 1

I think that Tom Green is disgusting. At times - his suff is very funny, but his taste is horrible. He thrives at making people hate him. I hope that one time he does the right thing and ends up in prison. I sure hope that his trend doesn't spread. I'll have to look for another planet if there are too many people like him. If you ask me, the guy should've hit him with the hammer...that would be the only sick humor that I would've liked. Hope I don't hurt feelings ;)

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kfc_is_me
03/27/2001

Tom Green 5

Tom is seriously like the inner person in everyone, the inside personality people get embarrassed about-minus the embarrassment.He's downright hilarious. Even though some things he does are just stupid for someone reason i always bust up laughing. He has the excitement of a 2-year old about what he does, and as long as he enjoys being a public dumbass, let him do it! It's the funniest thing i look forward to watching.

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CHILIWEED
03/26/2001

Tom Green 5

tom is the crazyest man alive

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cootercrown
03/21/2001

Tom Green 1

What does Drew Barrymore see in this IDIOT!!! He has NO class. He's rude. He's FUGLY. He should be taken off of the air simply because he's obnoxious! There should be guidelines to keep people like him off the air! A_ _ hole

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siscosgrlisme
03/08/2001

Tom Green 5

tom green is hot hot5 hot!!!!! i want to marrie him!

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homer
02/17/2001

Tom Green 5

I think Tom Green is the funniest man on the planet. He makes me laugh so hard I cry. I feel sorry for those who don't like him because they obviousely have no sense of humor.

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sweetypie_2005
02/03/2001

Tom Green 5

Tom Green is a awesom ecomedian! i really like what he does1 he is a really funny guy and i love the tom green show! when he went through cancer he didnt whine or complain, but he just kinda made it a joke so he would get thorugh it better! i know some things he does really bugs people, but they need to get over it and just laugh! if they dont like it then they dont have to watch it!:) love ya tom!!!!

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Hayley
01/28/2001

Tom Green 4

Tom Green is great at what he does. He's funny, original, and very weird (but in a good way).

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isaS121
01/27/2001

Tom Green 5

his hummor may be obscene to many.But tom green is just as briliant as andy kauffman was so many years ago.Tom dose many things that cross the line of being funny to being sick but thats what todays youth want to see and tom dose it in a briliant way to mock the society which we live in.tom is a brilliant man somtimes excentric. but i guess its that some people don't understand his subtelty.

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Tom Green 5

I think Tom is a really funny, fun loveing guy, but in that episode when he sexed the cow was down right wrong! I am totaly against that i am in a club that is against saving sexing cows! I hope that he dose not do that again

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tyrius miyode
01/24/2001

Tom Green 5

The "where's my dinner bitch?" statue. Then the "love" statue.

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TOMSCHIC
01/12/2001

Tom Green 5

1 WORD....GENIUS! OK ILL MAKE IT 2....HILARIOUS!!!

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Funk_Logic
01/12/2001

Tom Green 5

Tom Green iz a funny crackhead, and all of you who dont think so dont know true sparatic comedy!

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smoothie4400
01/09/2001

Tom Green 5

i love tom green. in a way he can be mean but he is really funny most of the time. he is also kinda cute

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Sqorpio345
01/07/2001

Tom Green 5

funny as hell

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