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Alanis Morissette

Added on 12/01/2003
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Shelly2220
12/02/2008

Alanis Morissette 3

I use to like her in Jr.High. Her voice is kinda annoying but overall her music is catchy, find yourself singing along

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Dilight
09/18/2008

Alanis Morissette 5

Alanis is great; music, lyrics and tone of voice all make her songs special

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CanadaSucks
03/22/2007

Alanis Morissette 4

It would have been easy to lump her in with 'pissed off alterna-90's female-artists' but there were some good songs. . .there is a weird charisma about her despite not being the best vocalist, musician, or songwriter- she isn't great, but certainly is good and talented. . .

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Redoedo
03/22/2007

Alanis Morissette 4

Rather enigmatic. Her vocal skills are the embodiment of mediocrity, but somehow she manages to compensate for it with an added level of style. Her songs appeal to me. "Ironic," "Hand in Pocket" and "You Learn" are very powerful. One of those rare instances where the lack of vocal skills of the artist does not detract too heavily from the lyrically appealing nature of the songs she sings.

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VirileVagabond
11/14/2006

Alanis Morissette 3

Critics will often rightfully point out the limited vocal talents of Alanis Morissette, but Bob Dylan can't really sing either. With that said, any review of Morissette obviously begins and ends with "Jagged Little Pill (1995), which earned her a Grammy for Album of the Year. I remember immediately taking notice the first time I heard "You Oughta Know" on the radio and wondering about the artist. Mood and emotion was everything for Morissette on this release and on every single, largely overcoming any vocal shortcomings. Nevertheless, she has never really matched "Jagged" as if the process left her spent. For example "Uninvited" was definitely strong, but "Thank You" was unfocused and uninspiring in my opinion. I'm sure that Morissette still has her fans, but I'm also afraid that I've lost interest for the most part.

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sabasimba
06/22/2005

Alanis Morissette 4

Has definitely slid since Jagged Little Pill.

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kingguiness
04/26/2005

Alanis Morissette 1

She's a pathetic, overhyped femininazi responsible for the downfall of American Society.

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news_bunny_rom eo
03/26/2005

Alanis Morissette 5

She likes biting the pillow and leaving nail marks in my back.

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Skizero
02/10/2005

Alanis Morissette 3

i have no problems with this performer. Alanis has done everything correct and right in a career. she was edgy, she turned the edge into art. then she aged and became introspective, where there was no room for the anger. this carried the music. classic pattern of artist development and some catchy tunes. there in lies the problem. Alanis has played it too safe, she's too much a cultivation of the system filling a momentary void. an Avril before their existed an Avril. the contruction of Alanis' career didn't allow for longevity. no one sells 11 million of their debut and lives to tell about it. but it has created a fine niche for the singer/songwriter to work out her issues. personally i think someone like Fiona Apple, altho more dramatic, fills more of a gap than Alanis Morisette could.

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alpepper
01/14/2005

Alanis Morissette 1

[Sung to the Tune It's Ironic] I Hate Men...Castrate them all...Pretend to give it up...Then Kick Him in the Balls...And while he's writhing on the ground, take the trigger of a 9 millimeter Glock and Puuuulll it!!!....I'm Catatonic

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Peter Ogstrup
01/14/2005

Alanis Morissette 3

The first album was so great - The rest only contains a few decent numbers.

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PRstate51lady
11/25/2004

Alanis Morissette 5

Please dont say anything if you havent go to her concerts. She is fabulous and her voice gives me goose bumps. Is amazing how she has grown in all aspects. She is one of my favorites.

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spondge
10/19/2004

Alanis Morissette 5

screeches like a cat, purrs like a kitten, long skinny limbs, perfect feet, mmmmmm, and that aura, like a manifestation of the goddess...

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saxchyc
08/27/2004

Alanis Morissette 2

Her singing reminds me of a cat in heat. Whiney and irritating! She was good in the movie Dogma, because she did not talk or sing! Only rating her by her music, when i hear her on the radio i quickly change the station.

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jackofclubs
05/07/2004

Alanis Morissette 1

That girl must be one of the most depressed and dark people on the planet, her album is titled Jagged Little Pill and her songs, the ones i've heard, are so depressing, it just darkens my own mood to listen to it.

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ernesta
04/26/2004

Alanis Morissette 1

ARE ALANIS MORISETTE AND SHERYL CROW THE SAME PERSON? I BELIEVE THEY ARE.

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mIsS_tHiNg
04/23/2004

Alanis Morissette 5

Alanis Rocks i love all her albums and i bet ill love SO CALLED CHAOS as well, too bad she got her Everything video idea from such an annoying band as jarabe de palo but anyways ...

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Jed1000
04/01/2004

Alanis Morissette 4

Best when she isn't screaming her vocals.

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lunaticfringe8 2
02/16/2004

Alanis Morissette 3

I used to like Alanis before her hideous Under Rug Swept album. Thankfully I've grown tired of her whiney, self-indulgent tripe.

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kolby1973
09/14/2003

Alanis Morissette 2

Alanis is nothing more than a man hating, self absorbed hag. She is at best a great politician, but a singer she is not. There is a reason why her newer albums have not been successful. Most of us are tired of her screeching voice....bleah ! UPDATE ! I gave Alanis one more star making a total of 2 for finding herself in India...but I still think her music is atrocious...

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StanUzbeck
09/13/2003

Alanis Morissette 4

A bit of a curiosity. Like everyone with a Y-chromosome, I hated her first album. I though it was manufactured and slick, angry but calculated anger. Maybe the fact that my girlfriend at the time used to crank the album all the time had something to do with my derision towards Jagged Little Pill. Maybe it was her strange pronunciation of certain words (I'm Canadian like her, and I assure you it's not because she's Canadian) that rubbed me the wrong way. Maybe there were a plethora of intangible reasons I couldn't stand to hear that album. I don't know. Then she went to India and had some kind of religious experience, and I love her now. The first time I heard the song Thank You I was ready to forgive her almost everything she'd ever done. I love the less angry Alanis, because watching her catharsis was painful without giving me anything to empathize with. Her lyrics have always been confessional but should never have been 'clever' or confrontational. Now I'm starting to think that the pressure of maintaining her supposed anti-man facade crushed her, because it really wasn't her. She never hated men, but she was pressured by whoever into acting like there was some kind of face-off between her and 'them'. I'm glad she came out of that with her dignity intact. I still hate the first album, though.

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RebelYell1861
06/02/2003

Alanis Morissette 1

Typical Canadian trash.....

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sktmps
03/22/2003

Alanis Morissette 4

for having one great cd & being able to change from teen popstar to sophisticated rocker Big Ups!

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e.tilbury
06/21/2002

Alanis Morissette 3

i love her videos!

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angelrocks
06/21/2002

Alanis Morissette 5

Alanis is so great. She writes and sings all her songs.

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mmsmarjar
06/19/2002

Alanis Morissette 4

I love Alanis' angst. But it's not what she's all about. I think that if you can think further than the end of your nose, and can go a bit deeper, you can actually GET what she writes about. She's not about surficiality, but DEPTH. Depth, however, appears to be out of some peoples ability. I think she's great... deep, growing, changing, and in the midst of all her roads in life, takes us with her.. in her music. That's what a good musican does. Her writing is superb, her music is WONDERFUL - she plays many instruments - and her voice, another instrument, is something that she controls very well.... AWESOME!!

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Errol
03/12/2002

Alanis Morissette 2

I never will figure out why having a hostile attitude and singing like a pig being slaughtered makes someone a musical genius and innovator in the minds of some people. I have come to tolerate her more than when I first heard her. And I have heard worse. That's why I give her one point.

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ontopoftheworl d
02/28/2002

Alanis Morissette 5

Wow, 31 million copies of Jagged little pill sold, making it the 3rd biggest selling album of ALL TIME! and deservedly so. The follow up album deserves more recognition than it recieved to. Overall a five star artist, and one that will be around for many, many years to come!

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Lord Luzifer
02/23/2002

Alanis Morissette 4

i would've given her 3.5 stars but i cant. baisicly that's not really my type of music, but i do have respect for her for writing her own lyrics and know how to play a guitar. she seems to have something against some men but i won't flame her for having a theme subject, everybody does, at least she has her own way of expressing it. also she have some other good songs like "ironic".

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bob falange
10/13/2001

Alanis Morissette 1

Her voice is atrocious - just one long, very long, vocally ugly whine! A very irritating and annoying artist.

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LizDaFizz
07/30/2001

Alanis Morissette 5

For everyone who has been leaving Alanis low ratings do the fact that she 'hates men' and whatnot... it goes to show how much you actually paid attention to songs OTHER than You Oughta Know. Her songs have depth to them, and not ALL are about relationships. Take the ever-so-popular Jagged Little Pill, for example... Forgiven, Right Through You, You Learn = struggle with the religion/beliefs she was raised with, struggles with her trying to get a record deal, struggles with LIFE! Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie has even LESS to do with relationships, so maybe some of you should turn off your radios and the mainstream crap it plays and listen to the ENTIRE cds some artists put out to get a full feel for their music. Alanis is a fantastic singer/songwriter who doesn't deserve the label 'angry white female'. Not anymore, anyway.

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granfalloon
06/22/2001

Alanis Morissette 1

Annoying voice. Insulting to kind, decent men who don't deserve to be stereotyped as jerks.

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callmetootie
04/08/2001

Alanis Morissette 1

Alanis was good on the long lived Nickelodeon Sitcom,, You Can't Do That On Television. Her singing career looks pretty bleek. That's about it.

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liddlebopeep
03/29/2001

Alanis Morissette 1

I just don't like her, she comes across as a bitch.

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alanabanana
03/26/2001

Alanis Morissette 5

I adore everything that she does. She's beautiful!!! What else can I say?

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Jessica Calabrio
02/24/2001

Alanis Morissette 2

Hi Alanis ! How come you think everyone is to hear about your theatralic point of view ? Some guess you have something to say. But I could swear these are just the ones that don't speak your language and are simply impressed by your surficial way of waving your hear and making bitter eyes. Childish, not ? If there wasn't your music (just the notes I stress), I wouldn't give you any star at all, enerving you. But the notes sometimes have almost the certain something that lifts a no one out of the crowed. The voice it isn't. Too much of an angry unfair elderly wife with a frying pan. Is that really you ? Figure it out !

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crazy_byrd
02/24/2001

Alanis Morissette 1

Anger management. She needs it. Why the bitter rage against men? I thought Sinead O'Connor did enough angry man music to last us a lifetime...let it go Alanis....let it go...who cares if he can't spell your name right??

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Xiala Proserpine
02/22/2001

Alanis Morissette 1

My name is Alanis Morissette. I'm an annoying Canadian bitch who doesn't believe in Napster. I squeal like a pig when I sing, too.

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timespace
01/31/2001

Alanis Morissette 4

Her blend of soulful musings and meaningful angst was all too appropriate in the post-grundge pre-Lilith fair malaise of 1995-96, but unfortunately finds little context now. I really enjoyed Jagged Littled Pill, but her sophomore album did not leave me particularly inspired. With the flop of Dogma and an increasing irrelevant (albeit lucrative) music career, I find it sort of ironic that Alanis still receives any airplay or that sites like this still exist for her. I guess she's unique, although I would have a hard time convincing Fiona Apple of that...

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PinkSkyWishes4 22
12/31/2000

Alanis Morissette 5

Alanis Morisette is the godess of song. Not only does she feel every single note that she sings, but her powerful lyrics make you feel as if your not alone in your anger. (Or for that matter anything you feel.)

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MelRocks
12/27/2000

Alanis Morissette 3

she's aight.

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punkie_brewste r
11/28/2000

Alanis Morissette 5

Alanis Morissette is in my opinion the best artist out there. She has an amazing way of putting her feelings in to words and she puts alot of emotion in her singing. Most people mistake her sadness for anger. Besides her writing talent she also can play many instruments and she has an awesome personality. Most so called musicians today have their lyrics written for them and have no idea how to play any instrument. Give her some credit.

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Flasch
09/13/2000

Alanis Morissette 1

trite lyrics and she's too old for teen angst, suck it up baby!

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wild8266om
07/07/2000

Alanis Morissette 1

What is going here with this! Can't sing, dance, and is not attractive. What's up with that?

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leelanau
07/06/2000

Alanis Morissette 5

Alanis is simply great. Alanis is simply great. Alanis is simply great. Alanis is simply great. Alanis is simply great. Alanis is simply great. Alanis is simply great. Alanis is simply great. Alanis is simply great. Some question???

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magellan
06/18/2000

Alanis Morissette 3

An amazingly effective marketing creation. A step-up from the boy bands, but a marketing creation nonetheless.

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Spiralingmarce
06/02/2000

Alanis Morissette 4

Just a little pissed off, huh?

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Hved6055et
04/17/2000

Alanis Morissette 1

She hates her ex. Who cares?

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john4553om
03/10/2000

Alanis Morissette 2

Bit of a whiner

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HALO478ET
12/07/1999

Alanis Morissette 1

Can anyone spare a .45?

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