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1. Coffee

White people all need Starbucks, Second Cup or Coffee Bean. They are also fond of saying “you do NOT ...
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Added on 10/17/2008
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Sharon_206
10/27/2009

1. Coffee 3

I don't usually drink coffee unless it's cold weather , then it's a cup - 2 at the most . plus I'm not paying $5
for something I can make at home . and what is all this crap about WHITE people have to have coffee . what
other races don't drink it - please .
for me , it's Coke - that's what I want to wake up to in the morning .

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?ANNA?GRIFFITH ?
06/20/2009

1. Coffee 5

TRUE! I LOVE STARBUCKS!

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1. Coffee 1

what ever

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lawngone
06/09/2009

1. Coffee 5

... I'm not myself until I've had my second pot of coffee. ... Oh, and those things Starbucks sells? ... that's NOT coffee. ... coffee is black in color and does NOT involve more sylables than two. ... ( ...half-double-latte-half-part-skim-frappacino involves a dozen sylables, sounds like some bizarre ice-cream sundae, and involves less COFFEE than I get in my first three sips )

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logfan0820
06/06/2009

1. Coffee 1

eww nasty

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Ziggs333
06/01/2009

1. Coffee 3

Is that so? White people are truly fascinating.

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Darkpalace
05/22/2009

1. Coffee 4

I like to drink Starbucks coffee on occasion. I find now that the mixed drinks are better. The regular coffee is always too strong for me.

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~*! DOOM COOKIE !*~
05/21/2009

1. Coffee 1

thats not true im white and i have never even been in a fuckin starbucks

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Gris
04/30/2009

1. Coffee 5

MMM... Coffee..*drools*.


I like it with sugar and a wee bit of cream. After that the day seems so much brighter, children laugh, birds sing and Rainbows appear in the sky.

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Biscuithead
04/24/2009

1. Coffee 4

I'll admit I love starbucks. But you know what? My Mom can't go a day without it.

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Bud's Towing
04/10/2009

1. Coffee 1

BLAH

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ayn
04/07/2009

1. Coffee 5

Okay, I actually did just take that test (turns out i'm only 26% white) Anyway, this is one of the answers I said yes to. I am sadly very addicted to coffee. But then, there are worse addictions to have. But I either make it, or buy it at a QT or Racetrac. Almost never go to an actual coffee shop. BTW, I call it coffee, coz thats what it is. No other name is needed you pretentious boobs.

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christy4
04/06/2009

1. Coffee 4

Oh I love this list. It just makes me laugh so much. Having worked in a children's amusement facility in one of the most trendy, upscale neighborhoods in Denver for over 2 years, my co-managers and I came up with a new concept to reach out to the overly highlighted, velour track suit wearing "moms" of the neighborhood. The answer?? A children's playplace with a full service, GOURMET coffee bar. When it opened 6 months later, the new company blew out the old company's best business day on the first day it was open. What white people like, indeed.

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Dylan Ray
03/05/2009

1. Coffee 5

as long as its starbucks

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kaylastarshine
02/28/2009

1. Coffee 1

I tried coffee once or twice, and I could not stand it! I get my caffeine fix via diet coke OR caffeine pills!

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1. Coffee 5

LOL That is good.

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CarrollCountyK id
01/04/2009

1. Coffee 3

We who are only part white like it just as well.

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CanadaSucks
01/04/2009

1. Coffee 4

Should not be #1 but high on the list.  If white people paid more attention to (insert any real global problem here) then the planet would be a better place.  Give us the coffee or we'll invade your nation and kill your women and children.  If the price gets too high we'll break into your house to get the cash to pay for it.  It's very, very dangerous to stand between whiteys and their coffee. . .one of the few things third-world countries can agree on.

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Jesse and Jacelyn
01/04/2009

1. Coffee 5

Yeah I love my Coffee

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MissPackRat4Je sus
01/03/2009

1. Coffee 4

A couple of cups to fuel me up in the morning does it for me.

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Erin1552
01/03/2009

1. Coffee 3

I love coffee, but I do not go to any of these places---you races phucks, i make it at home with something we call a coffee pot

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superganj
12/11/2008

1. Coffee 5

black, so you can catch all the flavors (this is really white) it's like wine, every coffee, from every region, from every maker has a different distinct flavor. I could never cover that up with sugar and milk! Would you mask the flavors of your wine with Water and ice?

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jrichardma
12/11/2008

1. Coffee 5

Don't go to any of those places, I brew my own.

But this one is true.

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~Maggie~
12/11/2008

1. Coffee 3

Not too bad when it's cold or i need a pick-me-up

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grizzdipper
10/24/2008

1. Coffee 1

hate that shit

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1. Coffee 1

coffe isnt very healthy, i like smooties insted

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Meghann
10/22/2008

1. Coffee 5

I LOVE COFFEE!!!

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irishgit
10/21/2008

1. Coffee 3

I guess that's what made me white, drinking all that damn coffee.....

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1. Coffee 5

Not putting down white folks here, but I think there is ample evidence to state clearly that a steamin' cup of joe is enjoyed by everyone of ALL colors. =)

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Donovan
10/21/2008

1. Coffee 5

I love coffee but not Starbucks (too strong).

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SNEAK
10/21/2008

1. Coffee 5

CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT

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LadyJesusFan77 7
10/20/2008

1. Coffee 3

There was a time in my life when I drank a lot of coffee, and I guess maybe my taste changed because now I can get by with just a couple of cups to get my day started. I'm really more of a tea drinker now.

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FranksWildYear s
10/20/2008

1. Coffee 5

Water that tastes kind of like dirt yet loaded with caffeine. Make mine a Grande!

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twansalem
10/20/2008

1. Coffee 1

Water that tastes kind of like dirt yet loaded with caffeine. No thanks.

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Automatt
10/18/2008

1. Coffee 5

Triple espresso for me please.  Note that this is not spelled nor pronounced with an 'x'.

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fitman
10/18/2008

1. Coffee 1

  More proof I'm not white.

Seriously, whoever thought up this crap has way too much time on his/her hands and is even more retarded than the 'typical white person'.

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James76255
10/18/2008

1. Coffee 2

No, not really. Some of those flavored coffees are okay, but by the time I get done putting cream and sugar in regular coffee it's hardly worth the trouble.

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Jim9713
10/18/2008

1. Coffee 3

I guess only white people like coffee? Black people like watermelon, and hispanics like refried beans. UNREAL!

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Bill is mine
10/18/2008

1. Coffee 5

yummy!

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numbah16tdhaha
10/17/2008

1. Coffee 1

It makes me jittery...

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Molfan
10/17/2008

1. Coffee 4

i do like my cup of coffee in the morning. on a rare occasion will treat myself to one of those fancy cofees at places like Starbucks and Beaners{ i know, they changed the name I am sticking to BEANERS!}never thought of this as a white thing but whatever.

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Stephanie9838
10/17/2008

1. Coffee 3

take it or leave it

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