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Offspring

Formed in 1993, Offspring includes lead singer Dexter Holland, bassist Greg Kriesel and drummer Ron Welty. ...
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Added on 12/01/2003
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AtariMaxiTariy ama
01/02/2008

Offspring 4

Yet another band which is being rated by the mass morons of the ages.

"Yeah, they're AWESOME, and nothing could make them any cooler, only they suck because they're trying to be pop-punk." 

That is the kind of drivel people have rated this with. They're caught between what they KNOW is cool, and what they are SUPPOSED TO THINK is cool.
In this day and age, apparently 'pop-punk' isn't 'cool,' therefore; saying so is some kind of tabboo.
It seems to me that most of the people that hate this band haven't even heard the really good stuff: Million Miles Away, the Kids Aren't Alright, Come Out Swingin', Can't Repeat, Gone Away, All I Want, those are the ones with great tunes, and the guitar in the Kids Aren't Alright is awesome.


Point is, it's a fun band, energetic, great tunes and good all-around. 
If you're looking for something that sucks a bit more, look at the Ramones, they're always good for pretending you like because they're old even though they're BORING.

I give the band a four out of four out of five for catchy songs, interesting and unique vocals, and for more than two good songs.
It loses a point because the music isn't spectacular, and they do seem to have a lot of doozies in the bunch.


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oscargamblesfr o
07/04/2006

Offspring 1

Infernal rubbish, I'd treat them as a big joke, except that they're not even funny, this band simply sucks.

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CanadaSucks
07/04/2006

Offspring 1

Entertainment for the feebleminded. . .

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DaRick
06/14/2006

Offspring 5

This band is one of my favourite ones. I have 10 of their songs and all of them are mad. How can you listen to the Nirvana-esque Self Esteem and not like it?

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lil_rocka
09/23/2005

Offspring 5

this band kiks ass!!!! they r the best band in the world n i have all o there albums exept for greatist hits!!!!(gotta get that 1) went 2 c em om 17th they rokd!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sabasimba
06/22/2005

Offspring 1

Bye-bye.

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texasyankee
05/18/2005

Offspring 5

I hate to admit it, but I like this band. It's especially good when you are doing something like moving, spring cleaning, painting or whatever. Gets you energized.edit: I think the reason a lot of people categorize it as punk is because of the way they play guitar. For a while they put Nirvana in punk also because of this. It's definitely not the best guitar playing, and punk is usually guilty of this.

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kingguiness
05/16/2005

Offspring 1

Really bad nauseating band. I have not heard anything from them lately so that's a good thing. I hope they stay away. My luck is they will try and make an eno record!

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ledzep44
05/02/2004

Offspring 4

There pretty cool. And All The Gurls Say I'm Prety Fly For A White Guy!

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cool2hate107
11/01/2003

Offspring 5

offspring are the best band on the planet. can't waite for y100 feastival and splinter

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attitudeamit
09/24/2003

Offspring 2

1 HIT WONDERS.EXEPT FOR "PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY" WHAT DO THEY HAVE.

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RebelYell1861
09/16/2003

Offspring 4

I remember I bought the "Smash" cassette way back when, and I wore that thing slam out. I'll never get tired of hearing "Self Esteem" or "Come Out and Play."

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gc_chick_4_lif e
06/16/2003

Offspring 4

KICK ASS BAND

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angusmacpherso n
03/15/2003

Offspring 1

"This band really stinks and I hate those d***s..."

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sapien
11/10/2002

Offspring 4

I think they are a pretty good group. Some of their music is just fluff, but some of it has a lot of meaning like "one fine day", "kids..", "come out swining."

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Lukefrogeater
03/31/2002

Offspring 5

A fantastic band in my opinion. Ok so maybe they went a bit to pop-like on Americana but it's still good music. They have amazing songs and fantastic albums that i canlisten to all the way through. Their first album was abit cheesey but hey that was 1989.

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torsido
11/25/2001

Offspring 5

they`re cool too

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beat_on_the_br at
06/27/2001

Offspring 4

offspring is awesome, they sound a lot like greenday. greenday is good too. i love hollands voice. "original prankster!" i agree with AngusYoung though, offspring isnt punk. the ramones, swingin' utters, sex pistols, misfits, the bouncing souls, etc., this is punk. ahem, NOT blink 182. jesus.

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AngusYoung
06/10/2001

Offspring 1

People who call this punk don't know what punk is!!!!! This is called pop-punk! Real punk is The Ramones, The Sex Pistols and so on.....

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Davis21Wylie
06/09/2001

Offspring 4

These guys are pretty good, but their earlier stuff is way better than the recent CDs. It seems they can't tell if they want to be punk, or pop, or alternative... They need a return to their roots.

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arlingirlton
05/09/2001

Offspring 5

hi! i think that offspring is the BEST punk group!!!!!

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Mystikal
04/29/2001

Offspring 3

The only things that bother me are that the words are too blunt and Dexter tends to scream more than his share. He's sexy tho.

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MedgarEvers
04/18/2001

Offspring 1

It's very true that the Kids Aren't Alright. But these guys sure are annoying.

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Talena
04/12/2001

Offspring 5

Offspring is so awesome! They really rock...Dexter is so hot...their music puts me in a really good mood after having a really bad day.

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eponine101
04/09/2001

Offspring 4

i think the offspring rock coz me and a buch of kids from my school went to thier concert and we thought it was great i relly love their song want u bad !!

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accrocdedex
03/22/2001

Offspring 5

so cool!! these guys are so cool!! Dexter is the best (and so cute too ;) Noodles plays guitar like a god, Greg is super and Ron with his drum is so cool ;) The offspring are THE BEST punk group in the world, all their albums are sooo coooool, i love!! i love!!! i listen their music 24h/24, night and day, gone away, self esteem, all i want, want u bad, offspring's music is perfect, like the guys...;) offspring, i love u so, and i support you during all my life!! and i can't bear the stupid guys who says that offspring are bad, everyone who will say that, i'll kill him!!! okay?? right, so bybye!!

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ptitfleur
03/22/2001

Offspring 5

C'est cool, vive le dex!!!!! lolllll accro de dex si tu lis ces mots : vive dexxxxx (et vive tim robbins) vive les offspring !!!!!

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kittykat0013
03/13/2001

Offspring 4

They have a lot of good songs, but not their new album.

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crazy_byrd
02/24/2001

Offspring 1

This music was specifically geared towards pre-pubescent little skaters who have so much hostility for women and their parents that they have to listen to loud ranting music while they masturbate under their Star Wars blanket. A true MESS of sounds. This band...for lack of a better word....SUCKS.

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Xiala Proserpine
02/22/2001

Offspring 5

I especially love old offspring.

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Hayley
01/28/2001

Offspring 3

These guys have some good stuff, but they tend to produce a bit of really similar stuff. The singer has a voice that you can get sick of too. But like I said, they do have some good stuff. The song "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" was a big hit and their latest hit song in Australia "Original Prankster" is a good song. Do have a listen to their stuff because who knows, you may really like it.

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c1snoopy
01/12/2001

Offspring 4

Used to be great.

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Chad
01/03/2001

Offspring 5

Hey get it strait, their not falling.

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coneh8ter
12/27/2000

Offspring 5

I think Dexter Holland from the offspring is hot, does ne1 agree with me ?

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jaialai4011
09/30/2000

Offspring 3

They are good music writers! The music composition has great potential. But all of that potential is squished by the horrible singing. Maybe they should just go instrumental...

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yumm10222om
08/27/2000

Offspring 4

very funky lyrics, especially to smash!! all in all very good

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bigg8124uk
07/04/2000

Offspring 1

the only decent thing this band has ever done is the cover of "Smash It Up" on the Batman soundtrack. The rest is trash

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Spiralingmarce
06/02/2000

Offspring 4

Weird. but good.

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leti7041br
05/31/2000

Offspring 4

Used to be really good, but not anymore...

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Hved6055et
04/16/2000

Offspring 1

Horrible tenny-bobber music. I hope they're tour bus crashes.

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Ruby
03/21/2000

Offspring 2

I hate the vocals in their songs.

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mdj94475et
03/03/2000

Offspring 4

words to songs are very funny and entertaining. Also deals with shortcomings of everyday people.

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ErictheFederal ist
11/27/1999

Offspring 4

Pretty Fly For A White Guy was great, but some of their songs are annoying!

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