excelsior30 06/15/2009
Oh, yeah, as if they know what human laws are. They have their own societies, and have their own psychology, but they do not care for this because, to us, they are almost always naked. If it were pets, then it would be understandable, but being this vague does not make any sense; they have their rights to copulate anywhere they want since they have less advanced minds than us humans. In addition, (other than the owner there for the pet in these areas) if one does see this happen in these places, most likely it is an accidental viewing of a small wild species doing what they have to do for survival of the species. People running thse places have no responsibility over little organisms "getting jiggy."
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James76255 08/28/2008
How'd you like to be the cop on this patrol? Doggie Vice.
Oh oh. Somebody at TruTV just had an idea for another reality show...
irishgit 08/27/2008
Interesting that Cali animals are literate. Do they provide mating sheds so they can get a little privacy?
Molfan 08/27/2008
why those naughty animals. Can't they read the law books. how dare them!
FranksWildYear s 08/27/2008
I've heard teachers call their students a lot of terrible names, but referring to them as "animals" crosses the line.
numbah16tdhaha 08/27/2008
The school and places of worship make some sort of twisted sense, but a tavern?
TeresaG 04/02/2008
I agree with this! Who wants to be sitting in a bar with two dogs mating outside! YUCK!!
Vudija 03/29/2006
I'm just wondering if someone would try to stop them if caught.
SZinHonshu 01/14/2006
And what does the neighborhood beat cop do if a Collie and German Shepherd attempt to violate this ordinance? Slap the cuffs on them and read them their rights? Lord, this one must have been dreampt up by Rob Reiner. He's attempted to have legislation passed about nearly everything else, so why not this?
Miss_Perverse 06/15/2005
I can't believe this is genuine. Who is going to enforce this law? A policeman telling the cats Hey break it up you kitties!
CastleBee 09/29/2004
I'm trying to imagine a time in California when this problem was rampant enough to cause people to think an actual law was necessary to curb it. I wonder if they tried to change it to include hippies in the late 1960's?
EschewObfuscat ion 09/29/2004
The penalty for violating this law is, of course, compulsory neutering. Seems harsh to me but at least the punishment fits the crime. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty . . .
abichara 09/27/2004
What'll happen if they're caught?
scarletfeather 09/27/2004
There's just something so evil about animals mating near a tavern that cries out for vengeance.
winter_spirit 09/27/2004
Where I live, almost all the dogs are strays. No matter where you look, there are dogs humping each other left and right! Who do you fine for these homeless animals?
CherrySoda99 09/27/2004
Animals can't read! They have their own habits. Leave them be. They were here before we were.
AndrewScott 09/27/2004
I shake my head at all the misdemeanors Poochie the Hoochie would rack up in my neighborhood.
kamylienne 09/26/2004
. . . yeah? Well, YOU go ahead and stop them!
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