this movie was so badass!i donno how people hated it! some say it was racist, but skids and mudflap werent racist just crazy. i mean they do some racist stuff on family guy and you dont hear anyone complain about that. some say it had too much explosions.isnt that why every one complained about when the first one came out? that it was too boring and wasnt badass and not much action. well every one who said that first there obiously alot of explosions and gun fights because its a fucking battle!! battles are like that!! and second you wanted more action YOU GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop complaining!
i think everyone just hates it because they dont want to admit that atleast one bit of that one bit of all the transformers was badass. and about the inapropriate humor and all that, micheal just did that its what an action movie has! anyone who thinks it lacked plot go suck on your vagina!
its too obious! the fallen returns to earth to destroy the sun and the earth! how complicated is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and for all those explosions and borement, read above!THATS WHAT YOU ASSHOLES WANTED!
YOU WANTED MORE ACTION YOU GOT IT AND NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! YOU PEOPLE WROTE ALL THOSE REVIEWS SAYING THE FIRST ONE SUCKED AND MICHEAL BAY READ THEM ALL AND MADE WHAT YOU IDIOTS WANTED!!!!!YOU WANTED MORE EXPLOSIONS YOU GOT IT!YOU WANTED MORE ACTION YOU FUCKING GOT TI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

While watching Transformers 2, I could almost picture it in my mind. I could see Michael Bay, sitting in the editing room, mesmerized by all the footage that was shot, coupled with the mind-blowing special effects mixed in, overwhelmed by it all. I could almost hear his very thoughts at that moment: "I can't let any of this go." And so he didn't. Which means that what ended up on screen was the result of his inability to let a story be the guiding factor, and allowing his self indulgence to take over. All of that put together equals this: a nuclear explosion of unbelievable eye candy with almost no sign of a coherent storyline. It also equaled a movie that was, at the very least, 30 minutes too long. Very disappointing. I guess, though, that I'm to blame just as much as anyone else. I dropped 10 bucks down the drain faster than you can say Megatron. And by doing that, I guess I provided the justification that Bay needed for this sub-par mess. The idea that, as long as it looks neat, and things blow up real good, then that's all that matters. No doubt this movie will make millions upon millions. It may even reach the billion dollar range. But that doesn't make it o.k., and it doesn't make it a good movie. Heck, it doesn't even make it a decent movie. And I hope Bay will realize that. Because if he doesn't, then we can all expect to see it again in the third installment. And that will be the real shame. But as I have said before, that's just my opinion.

3/5

Two much fight and graphics. It was boring towards the end.

That movie rocked hard! Megan fox was so hot and the robot alien monsters were the crunkiest

. . . I can't imagine that anyone is really expecting that much out of this film.

SYNOPSIS: . . . instead of a plot, there's a whole bunch of explosions and big alien robots kicking the hell out of what I would presume are the asses of other big alien robots.

PROS: . . . well, it looked cool . . . .

CONS: The comedy was the "trying too hard" kind. Like the "Oh, moms are so awkward" thing. And the giant metal testicles. And a few little things humping a leg or each other. And I really, really could have done without the "Ghettobots" (Wheelie and Skids, twin Autobots that are so stereotypical that it's almost offensive. I mean, seriously, what's up with the gold tooth? That's just in poor taste). And, there's not much to expect from the acting, since LeBeouf is limited basically to screaming out "Bumblebeeeeeeeeeeee" or "Optimuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus" half the time, and I guess they decided to save some time for Megan Fox by making the movie pretty much like one big covershoot for Maxim magazine ( . . . whether you see that as a "Pro" or a "Con" would likely depend on whether or not you have a "Y" chromosome or not).

OVERALL: It'd probably be way better if it were muted.