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Sarah Jessica Parker

Added on 12/01/2003
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ChildOfSatan
07/03/2008

Sarah Jessica Parker 1

How can they pick someone who has a face that looks like a foot to be the lead in a show about Sex? And she whines about Maxim readers voting her unsexy!! Only in America do we care about some horse faced millionare's feelings being hurt!!! The woman is not appealing to men at all (straight men), only Sex And The City fans who are females rush to Seabiscuits defense. Then again who cares?

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Limpin' Trenchfoot
04/07/2008

Sarah Jessica Parker 1

I'm not going to pass comment on her looks as there are some great actresses out there who arent that hot in the old face department. I mark SJP as 1 star entirely to her being the prime mover behind the execrable girlie smug fest  that is 'Sex & the city'. Rarely has a TV show made me want to vomit up my entire innards. I have had to sit through several episodes as my wife was told by friends that it's a must see. Fortunately for our marriage she agrees with me and gave up. The show is utterly devoid of wit and IMO does women no favours, portraying them as bitchy, vapid, superficial, materialistic and with only one topic of conversation. Thank God most women I know are nothing like the S & TC characters. I know this post should be about SJP but even if she does charitable works on the quiet for orphans in Calcutta, this wouldnt be enough to purge her of her guilt for foisting the most overrated TV 'comedy' in history on mankind.

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MariusQelDroma
07/22/2007

Sarah Jessica Parker 1

Wavebacker has a point there...

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Wavebacker
07/22/2007

Sarah Jessica Parker 1

This is what a But-Her-Face looks like. Nice body and all but she not hot, no matter how she may have come across on Sex In The City.

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windchime
05/16/2007

Sarah Jessica Parker 3

I love her even though everyone bitches about her long face & big nose. Not everyone can be perfect. She doesn't try to be. Her eyes & presence are what make her. She represents the below-average looking woman. There's nothing wrong w/that!

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mmrrmex
04/17/2007

Sarah Jessica Parker 5

If you think someone is beautiful, they just are!!! Sarah Jessica could not be the most beautiful one, but her smile, attitude towards life, humour, etc., make her the most beautiful woman on earth. 

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williamb
04/08/2006

Sarah Jessica Parker 2

I could never understand what all the commotion was about her! Doesn't look good and is a so so actress!

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Ih8rateitall
03/06/2006

Sarah Jessica Parker 1

WTF was the Gap thinking? Ugly and looks like a smoker and possible penis alert, possible penis alert!

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CanadaSucks
11/27/2005

Sarah Jessica Parker 2

. . .great legs, but a shockingly overrated actress in a strangely popular show with the least likeable women I've ever seen. . .

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sfalconer
11/27/2005

Sarah Jessica Parker 2

I really don't think she is that good looking and her acting is sub par at best. Someone needs to explain what all the fuss is about, she plays the same character in every thing she is in.

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crpa7340om
11/27/2005

Sarah Jessica Parker 5

She looks like my wife

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GenghisTheHun
08/18/2005

Sarah Jessica Parker 2

They must blast her with the fire hose to take off the war-paint after a shoot!

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Craven Moorehead
06/23/2005

Sarah Jessica Parker 4

It's odd, but Sarah's one of these people that can look good and bad in the same shot. For those who thinks she's ugly, I can see your point. But I find her very attractive with a kick-ass little body. Also, having met her in a informal setting, I can say she is very grounded and a real sweetheart.

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perfectsona
04/07/2005

Sarah Jessica Parker 1

she is so overrated. she is so not hot.she maybe a good actress, but looks way too mature for her age. she looks horible with her hair tied up. only way she can look good is with a huge pile of makeup on her face.

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X Factor Z
04/01/2005

Sarah Jessica Parker 1

Gasp I just hate those Gap commercials and Sex in the City. I wondered this for over 20 years... why is this ugly girl on TV?

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traderboy
03/08/2005

Sarah Jessica Parker 4

Adored her in SQUARE PEGS, and went goofy for her in GJWTHF. Then SEX AND THE CITY came along, and her look started getting inconsistent; camera angle, wardrobe, and make-up seemed to be holding most of it together. Could have done better work, but Hollywood will casually escort her out the door for the next Twinkie-in-Vera Wang.

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mkPinky
02/16/2005

Sarah Jessica Parker 1

I think that this girl needs to be on extreme makeover. I don't understand what is so beautiful about her. She might be sorta pretty if she had a different nose and her giant, hairy warts gone. She looks like a witch! I do feel sorry for her though. If she is so rich and everything, she should get something done.

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MichelleD
02/14/2005

Sarah Jessica Parker 4

She is funny and I have always liked her as an actress.

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edt4
01/19/2005

Sarah Jessica Parker 2

I know women seem to uniformly love Sex and the City but I, as a man, was never able to sit through it for more than 10 minutes. Not only did it impress me as being supremely superficial (do I really care about the love woes and man troubles of narcissistic yuppies?) but it was dull to boot. And also, I don't mean to appear superficial myself, but I can't imagine a man getting worked up about any of these women, much less Sarah Jessica.

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Guava Monkey
10/01/2004

Sarah Jessica Parker 1

Let's cut to the chase. She looks like the ba**ard offspring of a liaison between a donkey and Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister

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Groovy
07/22/2004

Sarah Jessica Parker 3

Ok actress, but overrated. She is not sexy at all and looks a little like Mr. Ed.

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ernesta
06/20/2004

Sarah Jessica Parker 1

dear sarah jessica phyllis ruth ann stephanie patricia kelly dawn julia mary beth katherine stacey elizabeth joanne parker. please exit stage right. thank you, the management.

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ASWASAl
05/06/2004

Sarah Jessica Parker 1

Im sorry but I to be so ugly.

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coleslough
04/22/2004

Sarah Jessica Parker 3

love to bed her for one night

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kellychristine
04/06/2004

Sarah Jessica Parker 5

I'm in love with Sarah Jessica both as a person and an actress! I love Sex in the City it was very well written. Sarah Jessica added to her role tremendously through her true artistic expression of the character who she so closely related to that it seemed impossible to view Sarah Jessica outside the realms of Carrie and her friends in NYC. I also love her real life personification of her Jewish roots. Way to go! I throughly enjoyed watching her HBO hit series and can't wait to see what endeavor she follows next.

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Lialala
04/01/2004

Sarah Jessica Parker 5

Looks Jewish? can you be more Racist? I was going to give her a 3, but she's getting 5 now.

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HeatherLocklea r72
02/21/2004

Sarah Jessica Parker 5

Love her, she is so wonderful, her styling si best

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ironlaw
07/05/2003

Sarah Jessica Parker 1

Bleh.

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tj92101
05/20/2003

Sarah Jessica Parker 1

Nothing there to deserve any special attention.

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cece#1fan
04/15/2003

Sarah Jessica Parker 1

i can not stand this gurl she bugs the hell out of me!! i do like the short hair cut!! sry but i just dont find her interesting

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SarahJ
03/26/2003

Sarah Jessica Parker 5

Love her. Love her hair. Love her style.

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ParkerFan
02/20/2003

Sarah Jessica Parker 5

Ok, first of all, I think everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and I believe that everyone using this website would agree to that, or else you wouldn't be here. So, why exactly do some of you feel as though Sarah should keep her political opinions to herself? I believe it is honorable that Ms. Parker uses her celebrity to promote political discussion. While other celebrities are out wasting their lives away, Ms. Parker has been using her fame to aid the less fortunate through UNICEF and other organizations. I live in Athens County, Ohio, where Ms. Parker was born, and I, like Sarah, know what it is like to live in one of the most impoverished areas of our country. Why ridicule a woman whose primary interest is in promoting the wellbeing of the less fortunate? Methinks we should only wish other celebrities had a heart like Sarah...

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Sarah Jessica Parker 1

what the hell is that thing on her chin? she looks like she should be doing commercials for herpes medication. and as far a her weight, i think thin women are atractive but she shows signs that she starves herself to look like that. for instance the sunken cheeks and eyes. that is not sexy. its disgusting. by the way she sucked in that movie with bruce willis.

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MooCowMoo
11/19/2002

Sarah Jessica Parker 3

I dunno, she just comes off as a ditz and a bubblehead, and her face has a sort of horsey look. She does have a nice body(sorry ladies, but it is the truth), and she has been involved in some quality work(Ed Wood inparticular) in which she shines, but overall the MooCOw finds SJP to be somewhat over-rated.

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Dolliac
03/07/2002

Sarah Jessica Parker 5

I think that Sarah Jessica has everything required to be in show buisness; brains, BEAUTY (contrary to what some of you are saying), and good stands on SOME political issues. She has been getting alot of slack for a comment she made about President Elect Bush possibly cutting welfare, and most of you are all saying things like 'why doesn't she support her own family?' and (my personal favorite 'hey Sarah, how about one less Mercedes.'. What you people aren't taking into concideration is that her family might not want to put their daughter, cousin, sister, etc. in the position of having to provide for everyone. Someone commented about Uncle Sam's motto of supporting your family, and how she was un-American, but isn't America about being able to support ourselves, and be able to live with the wages that we are able to provide? I will probably get slack on this too, but I think I am right. Grant

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NYrhapsody212
06/28/2001

Sarah Jessica Parker 5

I love this chic! She's got talent and a lot of sass. I like how she's not exactly beautiful in the face but she always comes off as sexy and gorgeous. She's a good actress and uses her own wit and charm to add to Carrie's character in Sex and the City.

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stefani
06/15/2001

Sarah Jessica Parker 4

I think she's a really good actress. But you'd figure with all that money she'd lance that horrible mole and fix the GOD awful nose

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snthecity
05/15/2001

Sarah Jessica Parker 5

Sarah Jessica parker is my FAVORITE actress of all time, she is my idol. Not only is she intelligent and talented she is the most beautiful person inside out. Sex and the City is the best show ever!!!

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kimberly-37
04/10/2001

Sarah Jessica Parker 5

I think Sarah is a great actress, I too feel that she has her homily days as well as beautiful days, but don't we all!!! Come on get real she's human too!!! Sex in the city is great show and just keeps us in stitches!!!!! As far as the politics - blah, blah, blah, blah, blah who cares!!! She won't be able to change a thing and neither will you!

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tellitnow
04/09/2001

Sarah Jessica Parker 1

As so many of the Hollywood elitist crowd, when she opens her mouth to say something not scripted for her, she makes an ass of herself. Another liberal socialist. Rant on airhead, no one is listening.

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gingerale
04/07/2001

Sarah Jessica Parker 5

I just think she is great in everything she does. I can idenitify with her role as Carrie and I think she is so funny. She calls 'em like she see's 'em!

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almondeyes
03/24/2001

Sarah Jessica Parker 5

She's so wonderful. You don't last in the business for 30 years without talent.

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Anderson
03/21/2001

Sarah Jessica Parker 5

MOST BEAUTIFUL ACTRESS. GREAT ENERGY. LOVE HER.

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CastleBee
03/18/2001

Sarah Jessica Parker 1

She may be painfully thin and politically left, but I have never confused her with either a beauty or an intellectual. She’s just another dime-a-dozen actress who confuses her skanky selection of roles with art and her personal and political opinions with something we all need desperately to hear. Every time her face pops up as I surf the channels I always find myself wondering – just who in the world does she know?

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JWalter
03/18/2001

Sarah Jessica Parker 5

Sarah é mortal como todos! Por isso admiro seu trabalho...é uma grande atriz...maravilhosa! Já vi umas 300 vezes SEX AND CITY e gosto como tratam assuntos polemicos com tanta naturalidade.Com certeza, é uma produção feliz e interessante de ser continuada...seria o máximo! Tenho 43 anos e sou um cool brasilian man! Escrevo em portugues, pois tenho assim certeza de como quero que me entendam.Saúde prá todos!!!!!

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canderson
03/02/2001

Sarah Jessica Parker 5

just great. regarding rush limbaugh. if he said it, it must be a lie.

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YankTLY
02/25/2001

Sarah Jessica Parker 5

I have been a fan of Sarrah Jessica's for years. I love knowing the fact that when she is acting she is a firm believer of certain rules. Like how she will never do any nude scenes, and she does what she always feels right in front of the camera. She has a great personality, hardly ever curses, a wonderful sense of style and no matter what you will always find her smiling, unlike most celeb's that after awhile the spotlight gets to your head. I think she is a role model for all women.

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Nicolette
02/17/2001

Sarah Jessica Parker 5

I love her role in Sex and the City. Not only is that one of my favorite shows, she is also one of my favorite actresses.

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JoKennie
02/14/2001

Sarah Jessica Parker 1

Miss Parker appeared on TV last night as a blond. Unfortunately she was uglier than ever. Big JAP noses do not go with bleached hair. Sarah needs rhinoplasty as well as a lobotomy.

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winnifred
01/28/2001

Sarah Jessica Parker 5

I am Winnifred in my school's musical, Once Upon A Mattress right now. Sarah was Winnifred on Broadway in 97 and I look to her as my inspiration. Her energetic personality should be a lift for anyone!! She is beautiful, funny, and has such a strong voice, I would kill to be her on Feb 22-24!

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