Yea, good luck following through on them. At least your mind was in the right place.

I love the holidays! They will be good this year. I have that feeling!

RUSHING! BEING TIRED!! MY TO DO LIST IS LONGER THAN EVER!!! BUSY BUSY!! NOT KEEPING RESOLUTIONS!!

I usually don't do New Year's Resolutions, but numbah inspired me last year so I'm going for something...similar.

I haven't made one in years. Makes no sense to propose something for a day and not keep up on it.

I don't see the problem. I always resolve to drink more, read more, chase more skirt, be more hedonistic.

Never have any trouble keeping those.

I no longer worry about this because i do not make them. why should I promise myself like lose weight, eat less junk food. don't do this don't do that. forget it . got enough to think about than dumb resolution i will not keep.

I resolve that in the new year I will be kinder to liberals......but I'm pretty sure I'll break that one like every other year

I might actually make mine for this year. I'm gunning for 10,000 pushups and I'm over 8000 so far...

  I resolve to gain weight, forget to pay my bills, drive faster, work lazier, have sex less, stop exercising, smoke more, drink more, and refuse holidays.

Reverse Psychology.

Beyond stupid....I hate these! Starting in January, I will no longer cheat on my wife, I will lose weight, stop smoking, stop drinking, no more illegal drugs, and I will give that stolen money back to the company. Oh yeah...I will donate 5 bucks a month to United Way also. Gimme' a break!