You can read about achieving happiness all you want but true happiness comes from inside of each of us. So while those read what its like to be happy I am happy.

After you get the frontal lobotomy, nod your head in agreement with whatever political wind happens to be blowing your way, cast your vote, and you'll be happy until they close the home and put you to work picking strawberries.

1. Give book to friend.

2. Have book strike you several times on head with book.

3. Get admitted to hospital and ingest large quantities of painkillers.

4. Happiness achieved.

On the cover, instead of that nerdy character with the glasses, is a drawing of Ronald Reagan with black velour glued on in place of his hair.

The Deluxe Edition comes with two pencils...one for each nostril...

If you need to read a book titled Happiness for Dummies in order to feel happy, then you have some serious issues.

If a person really needs this book on how to be happy then they need all the help they can get.

I think a great many people would know how to be happy without help from a book like this. Those who would need it probably are too pessimistic to believe the book would work for them, anyhow.

This can be helpful for those long days where nothing goes right. I think Jeff Dunham's friend Walter could use this book.