| REVIEWER | RATING & REVIEW |
 | jasmine89 (0)
07/24/2008 | like the taste but scrathes my throat up!
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 | schuman (0)
07/22/2008 | BEST. CEREAL. EVER. Especially Crunch Berries.
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 | KRISTYN515 (0)
07/22/2008 | eh..ok as a kid i guess
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 | {Keish} AyE yO lol I ... (0)
07/21/2008 | I love em soggy lol
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 | _ cRazY /BeAuTifULL__... (0)
07/20/2008 | not a fan of the captain
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 | [Paladin] Shin (0)
07/20/2008 | I likes it.
But the PB ones are bettah.
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 | Bobbie185 (0)
07/19/2008 | Another childhood fave
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 | ibmadathim (0)
07/19/2008 | More crappy junk food the teaches children that nutritional food should be sweet.
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 | ValkyrieVoice (0)
07/19/2008 | Cap'n Crunch is always good.
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 | ms-216461131 (0)
07/18/2008 | the old fashioned kind is the best
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 | SRT-4 Life (0)
07/17/2008 | cuts my mouth
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 | Jonathan653 (0)
07/17/2008 | This is such a good cereal! (Even though that amount of sugar can't be good for anybody)
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 | *~TINKERBELL~* (0)
07/15/2008 | I NEVER TASTED THEM
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 | The One & Only Buck~A... (0)
07/15/2008 | And again, tears up my mouth!
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 | mysteriousmysteries (0)
07/14/2008 | everyone likes capn crunch
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 | Lisa166 (0)
07/11/2008 | I like the crunch berries better
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| hpotter82 (0)
07/08/2008 | where is cinnomon toast crunch??? my favorite!
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 | g8rhoo (0)
07/08/2008 | Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch is the best, with the Crunch Berries variety coming in a close second. The original Cap'n Crunch has no redeeming qualities, which is not a good thing since all of the varieties tend to lacerate the roof of your mouth.
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 | Gin(ger) (1)
07/07/2008 | Why is it so good? I think it's the blood from the roof of your mouth on the sweetened corn puffs.
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 | ♥ Just-ice!! &... (0)
07/07/2008 | I'm Not A Big Fan Of The Commercials. The Cap'n Kidnapps All The Kids. Crunchitize Me Cap'n. Not.
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 | []\/[] i ( l-l E l_ l... (0)
07/07/2008 | dont like the way the roof of my mouth gets :(
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 | KimStar* (0)
07/06/2008 | even tho they rip open the roof of your mouth you gotta love em
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 | Kimberly <3's ... (0)
07/06/2008 | depends what kind
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 | The Je$ter of Intoxic... (0)
07/06/2008 | The absolute best fucking cereal in all the world
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 | LorrieAlways (0)
07/06/2008 | leaves a greasy fell in your mouth, sweet, hard
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 | EmmaJean (0)
07/06/2008 | they tear up your mouth
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 | Elaine681 (0)
07/05/2008 | one of my favorites since i was a kid my kids love it too
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 | MARI!!!=] (0)
07/05/2008 | now this is some gud stuff!=]
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 | KrissyPeters (2)
07/04/2008 | It's my favorite cereal. I like the texture and I like how it hurts the roof of your mouth after you finish eating it.
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 | Melody-Joy (0)
07/04/2008 | mmmmmmmm i love peanut butter kind!!
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 | Anna649 (0)
07/04/2008 | Oooh Imma get these next time at the store
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 | tracy139 (0)
07/03/2008 | it tears your mouth up
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 | irishgit (138)
04/21/2008 | I'd rather eat a bowl of styrofoam pellets than this stuff.
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 | trebon1038 (62)
02/17/2008 | There are a lot of copy cats out there but Capt crunch is the best.
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 | Essexxx (1)
11/06/2007 | Delicious mouth wounds.
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 | Sierrasstar (4)
05/21/2007 | I LOVE THE peanut butter kind it's my favorite of all time cereals! it tastes so good i practically have it atleast twice a week
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 | Hollibird (0)
05/17/2007 | are you kidding? I practically have blood pouring out of mmouth after I eat a bowl.
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 | cherypar (0)
01/31/2006 | Peanut butter Cap'n crunch is THE best!
Just add enough milk to get the cereal a lil soggy.... It's GREAT that way! Also good if you put some in your hot oatmeal,,, It just kind of melts into it.....
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 | sarahxoxo (0)
09/04/2005 | I love the Peanut Butter and Original Cap'n Crunch cereals, but I'm not a big fan of the Crunch Berries...the flavor is too artificial.
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| Paul2505 (0)
08/21/2005 | I am yet another victim of the Cap'n. The stuff really does tear up the roof of your mouth, but it does taste good. I can't really give a high rating on a cereal that causes mouth lacerations though.
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 | frick35cr (0)
06/30/2005 | I've had this stuff my whole life and it's never ever torn the roof of my mouth, and I'm the kind who kinda sucks on the cereal pieces to make them dissolve too! You guys must have sensitive skin or something, I dont know but I love Cap'n Crunch
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 | texasyankee (21)
05/24/2005 | TOOO crunchy, this stuff tears up my mouth when I eat it, I like peanut butter version only.EDIT: it's not worth making a big deal out of; if I am going to go through all that trouble, I might as well make some pancakes :P
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| kennithcole (0)
05/24/2005 | Ok people its simple. It really is all about the even distribution of milk and the amount of cap n crunch cereal in your spoon. Of course you cant have a big spoon, a normal table spoon will do. Most importantly you must make sure that you dont pile the cereal on your spoon, and for gods sake dont drown it in milk. The best kept secret I guess that I just leaked it
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 | Wid71 (9)
05/05/2005 | It's good if you don't mind bleeding after eating it...
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| Christie420 (0)
02/23/2005 | Its ok.. but the only reason it got 3 stars was because of that family guy scene...
THE DON: you come to me and ask me to kill a man i do not know... what do you have against this count chocula..
Cap'n Crunch- BECAUSE THAT BASTARD IS SPREADING LIES... MY CEREAL DOES NOT CUT THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH!!
(hah, it does too)
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| Alexg681 (1)
01/08/2005 | I haven't had it in a while, but this is a good one.
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| frogger20190 (3)
10/14/2004 | This stuff is TOO SWEET. The peanut butter version is okay, but the regular and crunch berries---you may as well eat ice cream for breakfast!
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 | hotel283 (20)
06/30/2004 | A guilty pleasure. So sweet now I can only eat it now and then. doesn't seem to have as much body as it used to, justs melts and sticks to your teeth now.
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| lef_2000 (0)
06/10/2004 | Definitely not healthy but great for a sugary snack!
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| WithThePenguin (0)
05/11/2004 | ALL HAIL CAP'N CRUNCH!!!!!
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| Carla106 (0)
04/15/2004 | One of the best cereals out there. the flavor has remained consistent for years and thats a good thing. its nice and crunchy and has a slight sweetness. the peanut butter kind is very good especially for those who like that kind of flavor. the crunch berries arent so good. they taste terrible and dont add much to the cereal. to this day, the original is still the best.
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| rrickenbaugh (0)
03/06/2004 | Tastes great, but tears up your mouth
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 | kolby1973 (32)
09/15/2003 | Cap'n Crunch has an awesome taste, but it is too crunchy, and it hurts my mouth while eating it. Because it is next to impossible for me to eat it, I can only rate it 2 stars.
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| StanUzbeck (14)
09/15/2003 | These taste really good, but it's not really worth it putting up with mouth lacerations. It stays so crunchy that it really shreds the roof of your mouth. This is a problem that I have been hitherto unable to get around. Maybe if I affixed strips of cellophane to my hard palate it would work, but there's a very real choking risk involved in that approach. Or I could add the milk the night before and keep it in the fridge so it's not crunchy anymore when I go to eat it the next day, but that would be like eating cold mush. They should do a time elapse study of the effects of milk on the decreasing crunchiness of Cap'n Crunch in order to find the optimum time to let it sit before it becomes too mushy to be enjoyable and yet safe to eat.
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| forgotten hero (13)
08/24/2003 | It's alright if you don't let it soak in milk for too long. Otherwise you end up with a sugary mess that makes the stomach turn.
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| hill (0)
08/22/2003 | too hard even if you let it soak in milk!''''
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| DrFeelgood03 (0)
05/29/2003 | I think its pretty good.
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| Redoedo (39)
05/27/2003 | I've always detested Capn' Crunch with a passion. It just tastes horribly bland to me. I prefer its offspring (Peanut Butter and Berries) over this crap anyday.
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 | jcoughlen (0)
04/30/2003 | It is way to sweet and it is so crunchy, that by the time I am done, the top of my mouth is raw.
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| pooh (0)
02/27/2003 | Tis is off tha chain you digg this is tha stuff and if ya dunno then you know
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| Tryanythingonce (0)
11/11/2002 | One of the best tasting "junk cereals" there is.
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 | RebelYell1861 (9)
07/26/2002 | not too bad, but it's a little too crunchy and the rough texture can get almost unbarable at times.
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| hardcorechic (0)
07/25/2002 | it tastes great, but it really tears up the inside of your mouth....ouch.
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| Damifino (0)
07/25/2002 | I really think I enjoy Cap'n Crunch more as an eat-alone snack rather than a breakfast cereal in milk. I definitely like the crunch. But it does taste a little "waxy" (perhaps something off the plastic box lining sticks to the cereal?). And, just when I take a bite that I think is soggy enough, a maverick Crunch will go and scrape the roof of my mouth something awful. That takes away from it. But overall, it does taste pretty good and, for me, isn't too sickeningly sweet.
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| aflx (0)
06/11/2002 | One star for the Cap'n himself, two stars because it tastes pretty good, and two blank stars because for every minute you spend eating this cereal, you need to spend two picking the bright yellow gunk out of your teeth. Ever try eating this stuff, then trying to brush your teeth right before you have to go to school or work? Don't.
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 | yoshislink (0)
05/15/2002 | Cap'n Crunch has many flavors to choose from plus they all taste great.
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| Beach Bum (0)
06/16/2001 | tastey, but zero nutritional value
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 | Molfan (57)
06/15/2001 | I for one like Cap,n Crunch. Our family has each own prefernce of which one. I like regular best, My kids like crunch berry. I like the sweet taste of it. It has been around since i can remember.We buy this cereal on occasion. Our rule with cereal is we only get what is on sale that week. so we have tried all kinds of cereal.Cap'n Crunch is one of the ones we buy willingly.
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 | afterglow70 (0)
06/15/2001 | Hey mom! Can we eat a pound of lard from the pig that you cook in hot fat instead of eating Cap'n Crunch? Just add 3 lbs. of sugar and some wax from a candle so that it can stick to the roof of your mouth and it will taste just like Cap'n Crunch! Thanks MOM, your the best!
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| callmetootie (4)
04/06/2001 | Cap N Crunch was a really tasty cereal when I was 5, but today it tastes like trash. It really does. I mean they look good, but they don't taste good at all. And the peanut butter kind smell good, but throw them out before you need the tums.
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