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Adam Sandler

Born in 1966, Adam Sandler started out writing and performing for "Saturday Night Live" and then moved ...
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MacToolMan
06/11/2009

Adam Sandler 5

I'm giving him a 5 star because he of his old preformences. He was so funny on Sturday Night Live, I expecially liked the skits with him and Chris Farley. His movies latley haven't been great but movies like Waterboy and Mr. Deeds are still funny!

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edt4
01/28/2009

Adam Sandler 1

I can only imagine what torture a date with him would be like for the poor woman co-erced or bamboozled into going out with him. Would probably end up with her watching Adam Sandler movies with him at the home theatre he's had installed at his Beverly Hills estate-- Adam nudging her continuously with his elbow as he chomps down Jolly-Time popcorn and drinks Budweiser, guffawing, and saying, "Didja catch that bit there from my film 'Little Nicky' with the great Harvey Keitel and Ozzy Osbourne? Didja just love that accent I used in the picture? Meryl Streep couldn't of done better, I tells ya! Or the hair-style I wore? Harvey...Harvey Keitel; me and him are good friends, y'know, an' he's gonna help me with my serious acting career...I thought Harvey was gonna stroke out he was laughin' so hard when he heard me! I don't care what hoity toity snobs like Roger Ebert says...my fans will always love me! They get it! How 'bout 'Eight Crazy Nights'? Hah? Did'ja see that scene where my cartoon character ate them 5 bowls of dragon soup in the Oriental restaurant and burped really loud and long? Did that just kill ya? Funniest thing I ever done! How about later, when the cops pull up outside and tell me not to drive my car drunk and I start makin' out like I was humpin' the car? Didja just SCREAM with laughter? Hah? But they never appreciate me, the critics! They don't get it! Always talkin' about how Larry David is genius, or Robin Williams, or Seinfeld, but do they ever make the number of movies that I do? Ya think that Bee movie Seinfeld made brought in as much money for the studios as 'Happy Madison'? Hah? Honey, ya still awake? Let me get ya another beer, and we'll watch my re-make of 'The Longest Yard'. Ya wanna talk about FUNNY!?! Hey, didja hear about that Adam Sandler film marathon they're havin' over at the Triplex in Bensonhurst? I'm a hero there, ya know. Ya didn't hear about it? No? Honey, ya gotta get out more! Well, settle down, and let me tell ya all about it...but, first things first, sweetheart-- drink up that beer before it gets warm, ok? I mean, I can afford good beer an' all, what with all the successful movies I'm makin' an' the Hanukkah song they keep playin' on the radio every year, but I hate to see good beer wasted, ya know what I mean? So, anyway, as I was sayin'..." And Blah. And Blah. And Blah.

Can't put myself in the place of a woman reacting to Adam Sandler, but I would think tooth extraction without Novacaine, or hari kari, would be preferable to anything...and I do mean ANYTHING...having to do with said...ahem...'comedian'.

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BlueOrchid
08/12/2006

Adam Sandler 1

I would NEVER date him. I always say I like a man with a sense of humor but he takes it to the extreme. Sorry, Adam!

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Maomania
03/16/2005

Adam Sandler 4

He is not really good looking, but he is incredibly cute, that already make me wanna date him.

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Alexg681
01/01/2005

Adam Sandler 1

Ahhhhhhhh no, I like girls!

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Actress33kCome dy
10/28/2004

Adam Sandler 5

YES! I LOVE HIS LOOKS, HIS VOICE, HIS HUMOUR! HE ROCKS MY WORLD!

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oniker87
10/04/2004

Adam Sandler 5

i love adam sandler. he is not hot, but he is really funny. i think a date with him would be fun. you know he would not play someone else.

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kmg1171
09/22/2003

Adam Sandler 1

I like Adam Sandler, but under the category of Dream Date? Are you kidding? That's like putting Rosie O'Donnell up for the men's Dream Date!

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Moosekarloff
04/22/2003

Adam Sandler 1

I guess this guy would be considered funny if one had the emotional maturity, intellectual development and cultural sophistication of a ten year old. Less than zero no-talent who appeals to those of The Douchebag Mentality.

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resisobilus
02/17/2003

Adam Sandler 1

Oh, for the chance to vote with negative numbers! To Adam, may I suggest: DIE, SPAWN OF SATAN!!

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CastleBee
01/03/2002

Adam Sandler 1

I only date within my own species. This guy not only doesn't seem to meet that criteria but appears to be mentally disabled in some way as well. Men may be from Mars but I don't think anyone really knows where Sandler came from. I just know I don't want to go there.

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jlosux
07/15/2001

Adam Sandler 5

I'd go on a date with him, as long as we don't have to watch "Little Nicky"

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aztec64
07/05/2001

Adam Sandler 5

I'm intrigued by his in-person interviews I've seen and heard. I love his shy, funny personality he seems to have in "real" life. I think he'd be alot of fun!

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Spiralingmarce
04/15/2001

Adam Sandler 1

Heck no. I can't stand a guy who acts like an idiot nonstop. He's just not funny.

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Hayleys3
02/28/2001

Adam Sandler 5

Like this would ever happen...Right! But what the hell, I'd go out with him for the sheer pleasure of listening to Adam, he'd be sure to make me laugh! He seems like a very laid back type of guy, not into all the Hollywood Hoopla doo. He could sing "Grow old with me" any old time. Oh yeah, it's never going to happen. Reality check.

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raincat
02/18/2001

Adam Sandler 5

He's just hot in an offbeat sort of way. Maybe its his nonchalant attitude or great sense of humor but its intriguing how he's made money by having an image as a slacker yet always seems to be working.

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Princess27
01/09/2001

Adam Sandler 5

Can I give him more than 5 stars ??? Adam is soooo hot and sexxxy, and don't forget funny. He would be the perfect date.

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KarenK
12/30/2000

Adam Sandler 5

Adam Sandler is funny, very very sexy,He makes my Hormones rage!I Have alot of Fanisties about meeting him but there only fairy tales it will never happen.But I will keep on dreaming.Your good at what you do Adam never stop.There is never a bad day when I'm watching you on TV.The only bad thing is I will never get to meet you.

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kyes
12/22/2000

Adam Sandler 4

i think this guy is adorably funny, but i'm shocked to see him on the list. i'd still go out with him though. that picture of him on the right doesn't do him justice.

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findopy
11/03/2000

Adam Sandler 5

YEAH! this guy is hilarious! What male or female wouldn't want to go out with him on a date? He is the perfect friend!

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Bug@2715et
12/22/1999

Adam Sandler 1

I would rather be shot in the head!

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danc2947om
12/21/1999

Adam Sandler 1

No way am I going to date this pathetic guy!! He's such a loser, barely funnny.

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