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Britney Spears

Born in 1981, Britney Spears released her first CD, "…Baby One More Time," in 1999. Her most popular songs include "(You Drive Me) Crazy" and "Lucky."
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badgerfan1
04/22/2009

Britney Spears 1

She has an awful, nasally voice and very little talent. She has lost it and still is slutty.

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BlueOrchid
07/15/2008

Britney Spears 1

Haircut: Priceless

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irishgit
03/05/2007

Britney Spears 1

There's trashy, and there's trashy.

This one hasn't fallen far enough from the trailer park for my taste.

Besides, I get the sense she's more than a little crazy.

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numbah16tdhaha
03/04/2007

Britney Spears 1

I don't date bald people.

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Jmichael
03/04/2007

Britney Spears 1

Idiotic airheads are not attractive.

 

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doobiesNhof
03/03/2007

Britney Spears 1

If I was into nut job bimbo trailor trash blondes, she would be at the top of my list but NO THANK YOU!!

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HelloKitty09
12/28/2006

Britney Spears 1

I don't want to see her baby factory.

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GenghisTheHun
10/10/2006

Britney Spears 5

This would be a great date for a black tie affair--Britney with her, well you know, hanging out and me in my tux with a sack over my head!

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deadonthemoney
02/15/2006

Britney Spears 3

5 years ago id have been all over her in a heart beat. since the baby and federline...

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lahell84
08/31/2005

Britney Spears 1

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

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EricMK
07/31/2005

Britney Spears 1

A disgraceful, trashy skank. She's an embarrassment to our country and its culture. To top it if, she's hideous.

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Iron Man
02/24/2005

Britney Spears 4

I can't rate her as high as I would have back in 2000. She has really becomes trashy and lowdown. Yeah she looks good still.

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ptrabbit
02/20/2005

Britney Spears 5

She is my dream date, the hottest body going a tru american beauty, great ass and full breast, a smile that lights up the room, and she can go baby

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cade5
01/15/2005

Britney Spears 1

I don't see why people think shes the hottest thing in the world. I don't find her at all attractive. I might as well be dating a cheap hooker with no brain and no class. Going on a date with Britney would be more like a nightmare instead of a dream

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ChrisO1981
01/09/2005

Britney Spears 1

I'd like to date her if I could slap her and tell her to get outta showbiz cause she can't act, she can't sing, all she can do it pose for pictures... Please go away Britney, you suck at life.

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Alexg681
01/01/2005

Britney Spears 5

Don't care for her musically, but she's hot as hell.

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silverback05
12/22/2004

Britney Spears 1

Hell, there are lots of girls that aren't famous I would rather date than this b*tch Shes not hot, I don't know why most people thinks shes the hottest women in the world.

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Neverbeforesee n
12/11/2004

Britney Spears 1

britney spears was sweet but now she's an ass hole and a nasty freak and she is rude she is like that becuase nobody used to like her but now they do, witch is horratic and gross, i used to like her and she is ugly also people need to talk what they know and not what they think because she is ugly if they ever saw what she really looked like and her voice is horrible on live i know because i have her live cd and no one is interested in her she be ugly she has accney and pimples and nasty just gross i am sure now people have to believe me

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dusteater
10/28/2004

Britney Spears 1

She's a smoker. I hate to date girls who smoke. It smells and get into my lungs. She is not all that pretty anymore. She looks like trailer trash now. Anyone saw her recent public photos? PUKE!!!!!

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oniker87
10/04/2004

Britney Spears 1

britney is a tramp.

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Jimbo04
07/25/2004

Britney Spears 4

I am a 26 year old male and yes Britney is attractive! But sometimes they treat her as the only attractive woman in the world! I could think of 3 woman that aren't celebrities that i would rather date than her.

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The Square Cirlce
07/05/2004

Britney Spears 5

i'll admit she is talentless and doesn't seem that smart either, however you can not deny that she has an incredible body, she's got it all, legs, butt, chest, the girl looks hot and everyone knows it. that's why she has stayed around this long. I predict as her career starts spiraling south, she'll pose for playboy. I don't blame her for taking everything she can get with that body while she still has it.

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pip_squeak
06/23/2004

Britney Spears 5

Alright, before people start jumping down my throat with the immoral, bad role model, etc. garbage, just save it cause I don't care. No one is in any position to judge her on a moral basis. Now, that being said I certainly wouldn't mind going on a date with the one of the most beautiful women in the world. Her phsyical beauty is undeniable! And personality wise, she seems to be real sweet as well.

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Dirty Harry
04/17/2004

Britney Spears 5

I'd just ask her not to sing on our date. Not even humm a little. I'd take her to Burger World and later super size her.

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minkey
04/15/2004

Britney Spears 5

My dream date would include a Vegas wedding and honeymoon suite.

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Carla106
04/14/2004

Britney Spears 1

the only men who lust after britney, and want to date her are men that have no desire to be with a woman who has intelligence, grace, and class.

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abichara
03/04/2004

Britney Spears 4

If Britney Spears asked me out would I say no? A date might be interesting. Long term, I think not. I'd rather have someone more interesting and less shallow.

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coleslough
12/23/2003

Britney Spears 4

school her baby

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forgotten hero
12/19/2003

Britney Spears 2

Doesn't matter she'll just tell everyone else that it never happened. It wouldn't bother me, it's just that I don't want to be like Fred Durst.

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ClassicTVFan47
12/19/2003

Britney Spears 2

As physically attractive as she is, her antics and the lyrics in some of her songs scare me. Even worse, I've heard rumors (the veracity of which I cannot currently confirm) that she has dabbled in illegal drugs. If she cleaned up her act, a date would be fine. But, now, I think I'll pass.

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kcubedman
12/17/2003

Britney Spears 4

I'll be she's fantastic in bed.

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True Freedom
10/14/2003

Britney Spears 1

Nasty dirty filthy PIG. Soon it will come out that she is totally gay. A lesbian in make up and needed wait loss. She is NOT sexy. She has NO talent. She can NOT sing. Her lover Christina Aguilera needs to print a news story about their closet love affair. How long until she does a Playboy spread? How long until she does a Hustler threesome with Christina and Madonna (eeewww! she kissed her! Doesn't she know where Madonna's tongues been! The question is 'Where hasn't it been? We know it's been in; Sandra Bernheardt, Rodman's booty, Courtney Love, all over Sean Penn's steeple, and now in Britney). How long until Britney has someone else write a child's book for her? Probably after her Hustler photo shoot. She is what America stands for in this new millenium. Go girl! Be gay! We all like it.

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jred
10/13/2003

Britney Spears 2

A date with her would be pure hell. "Let's talk about working out, my hair and me" would be all that would pour out of this prissy little barbie dolls mouth. Plus she is not that experienced, if at all in the bedroom and let's face it men don't like her music.

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DeathRattle
10/04/2003

Britney Spears 2

I will say that she does physically look hot. Her music does not turn me on. Besides that though, she seems to portray herself in the media eye as someone who is not fully honest and timid (afraid of any confrontation). Now, she's willing to engage in sexual publicity (sure when hasn't she.....but once you go in Madonna mouth, you've taste an enourmous number of the world's population.

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zuchinibut
10/03/2003

Britney Spears 4

Britney is hot, and seems like some good fun, but I'm a little weary knowing her lips have touched Madonna's. YUCK. Hopefully when Ms Spears gets old, she can do it better than Madonna has.

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StanUzbeck
09/27/2003

Britney Spears 1

Not exactly my dream date. She might be the kind of woman whose company you'd pay for, with the understanding that there'd be a happy ending to the evening, but not as someone you'd want to take to dinner and actually talk to. I'm not calling her a whore and it's not her fault, she's just had an extremely fabricated life and there is no way she's a well-adjusted human being. What could she possibly be able to discuss with me anyway? If I wanted to know her opinions on certain things, I'd just pay attention to the MTV news. They have nothing better to do than to cover every little thing she says in public. And do I want to get to know the real Britney Spears? Maybe, but it doesn't matter because people like her make a career out of having no real personality, so any vestiges of her own personhood would be deeply buried within her psyche.

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superjugg
09/26/2003

Britney Spears 4

on a date with her i want her to be my "slave" and let me have my way

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mikeholly93
08/27/2003

Britney Spears 5

Britney Spears is one of the best young female pop singers there is. I do not know why so many people hate her. Im my opinion, it is country singers and those evil ugly death metal and goth metal singers who suck. I would like to date Britney Spears.

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Lauzmodel
08/26/2003

Britney Spears 2

Terrible voice! I dont understand how she got a record deal she sounds like a dyin frog! Shes a good dancer but if thats what shes good at why doesnt she have a dancing career. Some of her songs are of good quality but then she brings out rubbish ones she cant act either, whats up with crossroads. And where is britney these days? I aint heard n e thing from her for ages!!

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LP_REPRESENT
06/19/2003

Britney Spears 1

BRITNEY SPEARS, HURTS MY EARS. BRITNEY SPEARS, HURTS MY EARS. BRITNEY SPEARS, HURTS MY EARS.

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hellobutt
06/16/2003

Britney Spears 5

I really admire Britney Spears. She has talent, and a wonderful singing voice.She truelly is her own person, very honest and real,as well as extremly hardworking in terms of what she represents on tv. I also think that she is a very pretty girl,and has a nice body. She is the best!

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Gups11
05/16/2003

Britney Spears 4

The girl is a fake ho, but a meaningful overnight relationship with her would be a blast. Oh I would need to record it.

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blondebunny
05/11/2003

Britney Spears 2

a so-so singer and plain girl. nothing special. Don't know what the big deal is about her.

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President -X-D
05/07/2003

Britney Spears 1

Fake whore. I wouldn't touch her unless I was wearing a radiation suit.

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RebelYell1861
05/06/2003

Britney Spears 4

She sure is easy on the eyes.

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Moosekarloff
04/22/2003

Britney Spears 1

Fake tits, dirty-looking hair, dresses like a cheap whore, cheesy make-up, can't sing, can't dance, can't act. A terrible judge of material. A younger version of that other ultra no-talent, Madonna. But at least Madonna's fun bags are real and we have gotten to see alot of her without clothes. This coy, lame attempt to be demure by BS is pretty pukey. Maybe she doesn't look as good in the alltogether than with strategic parts of her covered. Girl, if you wanna be a sex symbol, well, show us the goods!!!

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directd
04/20/2003

Britney Spears 1

One night stand - yes. Anything beyond that - hell no. Brainless airhead and make sure she gets her professional makeup done for that one night. PS - Better use a condom.

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cece#1fan
04/15/2003

Britney Spears 3

i think that britney is misunderstood but she needs more clothes it is her dicision if she wants to dress like that

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BassHawg
04/03/2003

Britney Spears 5

She has NO IDEA the things I could do for her!!!

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KikiD
01/26/2003

Britney Spears 1

She ain't no Madonna. Plastic. Cheezzy. Heck, she's from Louisiana for christ's sake.

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