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 | rana1 (0)
09/24/2005 | Hello i am looking a girl from europe or sweden for marriage, pls do contact with me at my cell: 0046-73-3762757 and my email: ahrana6@hotmail.com
thanks,
amjd
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 | Jimmie (2)
09/17/2005 |  Celebrities never cease to amaze me! Their arrogance and sheer stupidity are astounding. Paltrow and her Hollywood crowd are constantly making remarks that can be taken as anti-American. For example spoiled little Gwyneth no longer wants to live in the US. Others of her ilk hate Republicans and conservatives. Are they entitled to their opinions and do they the right to voice them? OF COURSE THEY DO! However, they are only cutting their own tucked little throats. By making these outlandish hate filled comments they are alienating vast numbers who in the past paid inflated prices to see their movies. Millions like me no longer go to the movies, additionally we don't rent the DVDs (where most recent movies have been prematurely relegated). Hollywood's box office decline can be at least partially attributed to the blathering of these fools.
At first glance she might seem like a dream date...a CHEAP SLUT with lots of money! But guys think with your head and not your nads, she's just one more spoiled, ill-mannered, ill-tempered Hollywood airhead. She would never go out with commoners such as us. Unless you had a private island, a Rolls or Bentley, a private jet, and money she could for toilet paper, you wouldn't even get past the doorman!
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 | Torontosucks (1)
09/16/2005 | Totally overated as a beauty. I don't see it.
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| ptrabbit (0)
02/20/2005 | was real hot at one point but has jumper the shark big time-- she is clearly a moron and her boyd has gone to pot
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 | DaRick (3)
01/13/2005 | Dream Date? Are you serious? She'd dump me as if I was some deadly virus like pneumonia (i.e Ben Affleck). Besides, I don't find her overly attractive or vibrant and she is dumb enough to name her daughter Apple. Come on people.
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 | Alexg681 (1)
01/01/2005 | Sexy, I'd like to nail her.
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 | fin_rave (0)
10/19/2004 | Wan, listless...not very promising qualities in terms of potential shag.
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| coleslough (1)
08/16/2004 | what do folks see in her?
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| The Square Cirlce (0)
08/02/2004 | don't like her attitude at times but must admit that i find her very, very sexy and would love to see her in playboy
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 | ernesta (2)
05/23/2004 | Gwynnie dear, let's go to London and marry one of those namby pamby pasty british twits Jolly Good Idea Madonna
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| Gups11 (0)
05/16/2003 | Date a tooth pick, it has a better figure
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 | President -X-D (7)
04/30/2003 | I fail to see the beauty in her. Waify, willowy, dime a dozen girl.
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 | RESIAKG@PRODIGY.NET (0)
04/29/2003 | A sweetheart!
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 | AmazingMole (0)
02/22/2003 | A shallow toothpick with no personality or hips. Paltry whines about Brad Pitt, winning an Oscar, and British men not asking her out. I read them all. To the guys: Ms Thing is only interested in guys who can further her career. I. E Brad Pitt, Ben, and that ColdPlayer Singer. I bet she would reject someone like Joe Millionaire.
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 | thekettleblack (0)
08/31/2001 | She's not even interesting enough to hate.
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| Thorne (3)
06/26/2001 | All right. She might be an o.k. person to hand out with and have dinner, but a serious relationship? Come on! She seems intelligent enough she just seems too caught up in that big Hollywood game. That and knowing that big doof Ben has been there before would give me the willies. Probably crabs too. Just kidding. How about that picture that Rate it all chose to reprasent poor old Gwyn. I was going to give her a four until I saw the grease monkey portrait. She looks like she dipped her head in a vat of Crisco. Or vasoline! Or used McDonald's french fry grease. Great actress and probably a cool date, but nothing more.
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| reeny (4)
05/05/2001 | She maybe a nice person, I don't know, but as a date I don't think so. She just comes off as being to conservative and dull. She would probably rather stay at home and clean the house as oppossed to going out and dancing or seeing a movie.
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 | moonshiner (0)
02/23/2001 | As an actress... no. As a date... maybe. She doesn't seem like she would be the most interesting person to be with but she's pretty attractive, seems a little slow though.
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| "Free Thought" (0)
01/22/2001 | I think that she is both intelligent and strong and I really appreciate those qualities in a woman. I seem to make women angry and frustrated, and oddly enough they like that. Gwyneth seems to be like that, she would probably never want to be with just one man, or woman. She seems like she would have her rich husband here. Her controlled sex partners over here, and over here. Then there would be that one guy who 'erks' her the right way and challenges her. Not because he knows more, because he probably won't, but because he is just enough of a man filled with masculine ferocity to mezmerize her royal-like upbringing.
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| anne10434om (0)
09/05/2000 | Pale and thin..no breasts:-( I guess if you're into girls that look like guys,she's your type.
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| coqu3680et (0)
01/19/2000 | Absolutely beautiful and extremely talented - she also seems true to her art. Never exploited her relationship with Brad Pitt, as many others would have (kissing & telling).
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 | magellan (174)
12/24/1999 | I don't see what the big deal is. She is a little too pale and lanky for me.
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| Munson (8)
12/21/1999 | I would sit there thinking how unworthy I was to be with her (good looking, great actress) and wouldn't be able to enjoy it.
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 | Wiggum (17)
12/21/1999 | I was never a big fan until that movie "Great Expectations" - specifically the scene where Ethan Hawke runs his hands up her legs. I almost passed out...
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