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Jennifer Lopez

Born in 1970, Jennifer Lopez has appeared in movies such as "Selena," "Out of Sight" and "The Cell." ...
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GenghisTheHun
03/18/2007

Jennifer Lopez 4

Do you suppose that the derriere is real?

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stilldirrty
03/18/2007

Jennifer Lopez 5

shes the best

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doobiesNhof
03/04/2007

Jennifer Lopez 1

Over hyped and has been banged by way too many guys. Super skank!!

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LastMessenger3
03/03/2007

Jennifer Lopez 5

Personally for me, she is very sexy. Beautiful, curvatious, exotic beauty.

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CanadaSucks
08/09/2006

Jennifer Lopez 1

Talentless broad who would be too busy checking out every mirror to be a good date. . .

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Jennifer Lopez 5

She cute in the face, thin in the waist, and got a big ol juicy fruit kind of booty. I'd tap that in minute if I could.

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Torontosucks
09/16/2005

Jennifer Lopez 1

Way to fake.

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Wavebacker
08/26/2005

Jennifer Lopez 3

J-Lo's dangerous. She strikes me as the type who can really get a man to fall for her. She's probably not doing it intentionally, but I bet in person, being herself, she's got a feminine sexuality ( to go with her body) that's very inticing. You'd probably be thinking about her hours after the date and not understand why. A seductress? Maybe that's what I'm trying to say?

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numbah16tdhaha
08/24/2005

Jennifer Lopez 3

Too looney, but I'd take her once just for the booty.

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Iron Man
02/24/2005

Jennifer Lopez 3

I can't beleieve how overrated J-Lo is! I'm a red-blooded male who loves pretty women but J-Lo is only average to me.

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Alexg681
01/01/2005

Jennifer Lopez 5

Come on, she is so hot!!!!!!!

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Neverbeforesee n
12/21/2004

Jennifer Lopez 5

that butt is fake but she is really talented and perty

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KittyLover
11/27/2004

Jennifer Lopez 5

a big butt wow shes pretty who can say shes not?

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Finfrosk
08/01/2004

Jennifer Lopez 5

I don't care if she is the devil herself, she is Bea-uti-fullah!

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Jimbo04
07/25/2004

Jennifer Lopez 2

She is attractive. But she is looking like this generations Elisabeth Taylor. How many people are betting on another divorce? plenty i am sure

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saturn44
06/30/2004

Jennifer Lopez 1

i beleive she put more effort in inner transformation of self she find life more satisfying .she need to slow down and allow her to do some self improvingment

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abichara
03/26/2004

Jennifer Lopez 2

J-Lo might be an interesting date. However in the long term, we probably wouldn't work out. She's way too high maintenance for me, I prefer someone more down to earth and intelligent.

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Redoedo
03/26/2004

Jennifer Lopez 1

Maybe if her brain were as big as her ass.

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irishgit
01/18/2004

Jennifer Lopez 1

Nice ass, but does she have to talk too. I prefer women with functioning brain-cells.

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StanUzbeck
09/27/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

I would sooner nail my scrotum to a departing train than go out with this high-maintenance, no-talent, insipid pile of street trash. Why even bother trying to convince people that you're still "Jenny from the block", as if being the most famous woman in the world would have no effect on you? I really don't 'get' her. She's a terrible actress, a terrible tone deaf singer, and she's not exactly beautiful, oh and she definitely lacks charisma. But this is a forum on dream dates. I would allow her to take me out and feed me and take me home with her, if by some insane miracle that could happen, but I'd never actively pursue anyone even remotely similar to her.

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superjugg
09/26/2003

Jennifer Lopez 3

she is mad sexy but i think her ass is severely overrated

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tool
05/13/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

well i dunno whats up with some of you that say she cant sing... the girl has a voice on her.. its nothing any other good female singer has, but she can sing... acting is debateable... i did like selena... however, she is a slut... the guy that gave her 5 stars is obviously saying that while hypnotized staring at her tits cause this chick is NOT classy... slutty is the word.... this just goes to show that all her fan base are horny guys who just wanna stare at her.. the women know what they are talkin about... so let this be a clear sign that shows why she even has fans in the first place... not her talent... but her looks.. apparently thats all you need nowadays in show busniess... i mean come on.. shes what 32? shes been through 2 failed marriages... and someone says she has a good head on her shoulders? and of course she will marry ben affleck next... feel sorry for the dude...

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President -X-D
04/28/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

I don't find her very attractive. She has a look in her eye that turne me off completely.

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DrDan
04/02/2003

Jennifer Lopez 5

A perfect (natural) body and a pretty face, and the dream part would be her dancing just for me.

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Rapscallion_6
02/03/2003

Jennifer Lopez 5

Are only females responding to this dream date question? He girls do us a favor and rate the guys leave the rating of the girls to us. "Fashion is laughable," "Trash factor" are you kidding me. Jennifer Lopez is not only really sexy, she is also classy. Not in the rich WASP sense, constantly fronting, but she truly is real. She's a real girl you can tell, she enjoys dancing, she enjoys good hip-hop music, and you know that she enjoys sex... and she's not afraid to be all clamy like Gweneth Paltrow and really show that she likes those things. Thats why shes a five in my book.

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AmazingMole
01/13/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

Sure, J-HO would make a great one night stand. But I doubt that Lopez would make a good girlfriend. Just look at her marriages!! J-HO cannot stay with one guy. Judd, Puff Daddy, and so on.

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Gecklund311
01/13/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

What would be the point of going on a date with Jennifer Lopez? All she would do would be to talk about herself the whole time. J-Lo is no talent trash.

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Jennifer Lopez 3

she's the type that you have sex with on the first night and don't call the next day. she is hot but quite obviously a bitch.

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Jason1972
12/12/2002

Jennifer Lopez 1

Could you imagine dating this woman? If you go out with her, you're going out with 20 people. (I don't mean in the sexual sense, but that shouldn't be ruled out either) I mean that she has an overly huge entourage. What kind of crap is that? Her coffee has to be stirred so many times clockwise, her hair can't be touched, she can only walk 50 steps in five minutes, when she farts, there's two guys behind her mack truck ass fanning it to spare the embarrasement of our Latino princess, or something like that. She would be a horrendous date. Plus my Toyota Tercel would not satisfy her GMC Cadillac behind.

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smellofroses
11/14/2002

Jennifer Lopez 1

Chris Rock was right, Jennifer should be thanking her ass. Without her big butt she wouldn't be here. Now, can you honestly tell me it's her "talent" that has gotten her much success? She can dance I give her that, but sing and act? Please that's just trying to hard. I think she would even look beautifu if she didn't have too much make up on and tried so hard. Is it just me or she talks funny? She seems very high maintenance, shallow and dumb. I can't believe she used the word "realer" as to "more real" on how she feels about Ben Affleck! Girl please, you're giving peeps from the Bronx a bad name! Ha ha ha, that was funny!

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irene_lvs_ep_1 3
02/25/2002

Jennifer Lopez 1

I mean sorry jennifer but girl.....you can't sing!She can act alright but singing the only song I love of hers is "Cause I'm Real" f/Ja Rule.He made the song to me its really the only reason why its popular.She to me isn't that pretty its just heavy heavy makeup making her look ok.

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ellajedlicka21
10/16/2001

Jennifer Lopez 1

Another body they put on a screen and if it weren't for the music video, none of today's crap acts would be around.

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jlosux
07/15/2001

Jennifer Lopez 1

Why don't I just rent a $10 hooker down the steet??? Same thing

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Thorne
06/21/2001

Jennifer Lopez 1

Dude, I wouldn't go out with this girl if you paid me. Well, maybe if it was over a hundred. I look into this girls eyes and I see nothing. Beyond the societies standardized good looks lies a shallow and empty shell. I can't go out with someone this void of an aneima. That and I would be afraid of Puff Daddy..oh right...excuse me...P.Diddy busting a cap in my caucasion ass.

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musicfan
06/17/2001

Jennifer Lopez 1

Jennifer Lopez is sexy, but add her trash factor and she gets a one star. Low rent all the way and it shows.

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Janey_Lane
06/15/2001

Jennifer Lopez 1

Well she can't act, she can't sing, her 'fashion' is laughable, and she wears fur and leather. Hhhmmm, I don't see one, #¤#+% reason to like her.

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liddlebopeep
05/29/2001

Jennifer Lopez 4

Jen's got back, no doubt about it. I thinks she's pretty too. But I think I'd be too focused on her derriere to talk about anything else on our date.

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Jimiseed
04/27/2001

Jennifer Lopez 5

I think that Jennifer is so sexy and great!!!! I would love to have a long and slow dance with her!!I love her movies and I love her music videos!! She sure can dance and she can put her shoes under my bed anytime!! Love ya, Jennifer!! P.S. Love that ass, Jennifer!!!!

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angeldust
03/13/2001

Jennifer Lopez 4

Jennifer , I believe , has a good head on her shoulders and is a talented singer. I admire her for sticking with her man , even if it isn't popular. Who cares about her ass ! Enough already!

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Jennifer Lopez 1

J Lo does got back, but she is no dream date of mine. She would rather dress like a slut and hang out with Puffy and shoot her gun. I don't like doing that kind of stuff on a first date!

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Hoochie
12/29/2000

Jennifer Lopez 2

I think she can sing yeah...but then again she has no idea what a dress is....she needs to stop being a slut and she needs to actually wear something on these award shows. I don't wanna see nothing she has...coz ya know what guys...all the girls got what she has..she just has a bigger booty.

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Shafty
09/22/2000

Jennifer Lopez 3

Jennifer has back - what a shelf on her. I pack heat like Puffy. My heat, however is usually in my armpits in the form of sweat. She would be all right with that - you know, she is really down to earth.

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coqu3680et
01/19/2000

Jennifer Lopez 1

I agree, she's definitelt no Salma Hayek. JL (a/k/a Puffy's flavor of the month) is really clueless.

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magellan
12/24/1999

Jennifer Lopez 4

She is no Salma Hayak, but that's ok.

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Kapp3457om
12/24/1999

Jennifer Lopez 3

Good-looking she is but talent is questionable.

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ErictheFederal ist
12/21/1999

Jennifer Lopez 5

The perfect dream date!! :o)))

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Munson
12/21/1999

Jennifer Lopez 4

Baby got back.

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john430et
12/21/1999

Jennifer Lopez 5

Dancing with an ex-fly-girl would be a blast, as long as she didn't try singing to me.

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