(numbah shudders in disgust)

Worse than the Enzyte guy.

As we senior citizens say, "Well, keep a hapy thought!"

I don't recall the product (maybe cialis?) but when you get hit with the warning erections lasting more than four hours are not normal and require consultation with a doctor, I try to imagine the lawyers all sitting around dreaming up the things that need to be disclosed. Hey, guys, what about . . . Y'know, he's right! Harvey, write it up.

That crest commercial with all the old people at a party, and this 70 year old woman comes in. The old guys say, she used to be a dancer, and one old person asks, are those real?? and he says yes, they are her real teeth.

not creepy, merely hateful. maybe i'm the only person under 50 who doesn't feel that the degradation of old people via = automatic comedy gold, or that old people doing things typically associated with young people is implicitly hilarious.