Paul and Jan are misguided believers who promote some biblical truths, but primarily promote the prosperity and kingdom now doctrines! Please read in your bible all of 1st Timothy Chapter 6 and Matthew Chapter 7 Verses 15 through 23 for more insight into Paul and Jan Crouch and TBN! May God Truly Bless You And Open Your (Spiritual) Eyes!

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Woe unto thee Jan Crouch, you are of your father the devil! You are a witch from the pits of Hell! You lying deceitful old hag! Woe unto thee! May the Lord rebuke thee and expose thee! May He cause thy wig to fall off thy hed that thy bald head may appear to your shame! May He cause your jewelry to fall off and your glorious makeup to depart from you leaving you naked and in rags!

Isaiah 3:15What mean ye that ye beat my people to pieces, and grind the faces of the poor? saith the Lord GOD of hosts.

16Moreover the LORD saith, Because the daughters of Zion are haughty, and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as they go, and making a tinkling with their feet:

17Therefore the LORD will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the LORD will discover their secret parts.

18In that day the Lord will take away the bravery of their tinkling ornaments about their feet, and their cauls, and their round tires like the moon,

19The chains, and the bracelets, and the mufflers,

20The bonnets, and the ornaments of the legs, and the headbands, and the tablets, and the earrings,

21The rings, and nose jewels,

22The changeable suits of apparel, and the mantles, and the wimples, and the crisping pins,

23The glasses, and the fine linen, and the hoods, and the vails.

24And it shall come to pass, that instead of sweet smell there shall be stink; and instead of a girdle a rent; and instead of well set hair baldness; and instead of a stomacher a girding of sackcloth; and burning instead of beauty.

Isaiah 47:Isaiah 47
1Come down, and sit in the dust, O virgin daughter of Babylon, sit on the ground: there is no throne, O daughter of the Chaldeans: for thou shalt no more be called tender and delicate.

2Take the millstones, and grind meal: uncover thy locks, make bare the leg, uncover the thigh, pass over the rivers.

3Thy nakedness shall be uncovered, yea, thy shame shall be seen: I will take vengeance, and I will not meet thee as a man.

4As for our redeemer, the LORD of hosts is his name, the Holy One of Israel.

5Sit thou silent, and get thee into darkness, O daughter of the Chaldeans: for thou shalt no more be called, The lady of kingdoms.

6I was wroth with my people, I have polluted mine inheritance, and given them into thine hand: thou didst shew them no mercy; upon the ancient hast thou very heavily laid thy yoke.

7And thou saidst, I shall be a lady for ever: so that thou didst not lay these things to thy heart, neither didst remember the latter end of it.

8Therefore hear now this, thou that art given to pleasures, that dwellest carelessly, that sayest in thine heart, I am, and none else beside me; I shall not sit as a widow, neither shall I know the loss of children:

9But these two things shall come to thee in a moment in one day, the loss of children, and widowhood: they shall come upon thee in their perfection for the multitude of thy sorceries, and for the great abundance of thine enchantments.

10For thou hast trusted in thy wickedness: thou hast said, None seeth me. Thy wisdom and thy knowledge, it hath perverted thee; and thou hast said in thine heart, I am, and none else beside me.

11Therefore shall evil come upon thee; thou shalt not know from whence it riseth: and mischief shall fall upon thee; thou shalt not be able to put it off: and desolation shall come upon thee suddenly, which thou shalt not know.

12Stand now with thine enchantments, and with the multitude of thy sorceries, wherein thou hast laboured from thy youth; if so be thou shalt be able to profit, if so be thou mayest prevail.

13Thou art wearied in the multitude of thy counsels. Let now the astrologers, the stargazers, the monthly prognosticators, stand up, and save thee from these things that shall come upon thee.

14Behold, they shall be as stubble; the fire shall burn them; they shall not deliver themselves from the power of the flame: there shall not be a coal to warm at, nor fire to sit before it.

15Thus shall they be unto thee with whom thou hast laboured, even thy merchants, from thy youth: they shall wander every one to his quarter; none shall save thee.

Woe unto thee Jan Crouch thou WITCH! Thou VIPER! Thou SNAKE! Thou Prideful and haughty snob! Thou Greedy Lover of Mammon! Thou Covetous Deceiver!

FIRST OF ALL, ALL THESE TV EVANGLIST ARE IN THE BUSINESS OF MAKING MONEY THEY ARE ALL A BUNCH OF [Ge-ha'-zi] see 2 Kings CHAPTER 5 VERSE 20-27. ALSO. SEE ON THE INTERNEt PUT IN THE ADDRESS BAR: Paul Crouch mansion.com and you will see for yourself what these so called preachers what they are up too as far as the money $$$$$$ business is CONCERNED . FOR ALL TO SEE. EXAMPLES : PAUL, JAN CROUCH MATT CROUCH Jr., BENNY HINN, KENNITH COPELAND, JESSE DUPLANTIS,FRED PRICE, MARILYN HICKE, JOYCE MEYERS, PAULA WHITE , PAT ROBERTSON, JOHN HAGEE, Rod PARSLEY, ROBERT SCHULLER , ORAL ROBERTSON , KIM CLEMENT , T D JAKES , CREFLO DOLLAR The dollar of WEALTH hal lindsey, jack van Impe,JAMES ROBSON, BILLY GRAHAM,PETER POPOFF , AND THEIR "ENTIRE STAFF" THERE A WHOLE LIST . SO ENJOY. THESE PEOPLE ARE IN THE BUSINES OF MAKING MONEY FOR THEMSELVES FIRST AND ALL THAT MONEY THAT THEY STOLED ,LIED,CHEAT, MANIPULATED ,CONED FROM PEOPLE YOUNG AND OLD POOR/RICH.AND USE THE BIBLE AS A CRUTCH TO DO THESE THINGS AND ALSO HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY THAT YOUR SEED IN THE BIBLE IS REFERING TO MONEY. THEIR IS NO -WHERE IN THE BIBLE NOT IN ANY CHAPTER OR VERSE OLD OR NEW TESTEMANT WHERE THAT ITS STATED . "JESUS" WAS BETRAYED FOR MONEY .SO HOW THEN CAN THE WORD "SEED" BE REFERING TO MONEY ??? THE WORD "SEED" Is REFERING TO bringing the WORD ITSELF WHICH IS THE "GOSPEL"THESE PEOPLE ARE EVER LEARNING BUT ARE NEVER ABLE TO COME TO THE TRUTH.ALSO THEY THEMSELVES ARE GUILTY OF BREAKING THE 10- COMMANDMENTS. THE FIRST,SECOND,EIGHT AND TENTH COMMANMENTS THEY ARE NOT HEADING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION .They THE ENTIRE SO-CALLED TBN FAMILY should PRACTICE what they PREACH TO OTHERS THIS ALO APPLIES TO RADIO AND INTERNET SO CALLED PREACHER,EVANGILST,ETC. THAT ARE SO- CALLED/ SERVANTS OF GOD

All y'all sweet lil Grandmas and bald-headed papas, PUL-EEZE dip deeper into yore grocery money so I can git my wig restyled! Eat more beans for Jesus! Toot Toot and send more loot! 

I Love Jan, husband Paul Crouch.
I feel they are indeed Holy Spirit filled, TBN has had to reach Many a lost people for God.
Thou I did like tbn much better in days past. "Yearrrs ago".
Paul, Jan Crouch thou- Godly people, try to do Gods work. Lov'em...

Another tragedy.

Another Television Evangelist who has made a fortune...thanks to God!

And the Lord Jesus Christ warned His followers, "Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves" (Matt. 7:15).

Tammy Faye Baker reincarnated.

One of the worst false teachers.

I would not doubt it one bit that she is really a dude. What hair this thing has- If she was to loose her gold and silver, and her rolls, (which I'm sure they own one) the witness for christ would cease, as well as TBN. They  worship their money more I assure you.

In the early 1970's I attended a women's prayer group whereas Jan Crouch was the keynote speaker. At that time she was darling - tiny petite with BLOND hair in a upsweep hairdo. TBN was just taking off - having been on the air for only a few months...She was sincere and legitiment at that time. Then as the years passed I grew disillusioned with the network as more and more strange so called ministers of the gospel took center stage (Benny Hinn notwithstanding)  Now all these years later Jan Crouch has become strange and ghoulish with her appearance - and the TBN network has spawned the strangest so called ministers of the gospel to such an extent that it makes one believe that the apostasy of the church has already begun...Jan is so (shudder) embarrasing that  the channel is flipped if she comes on the air...

Jan Rules! She's the only way in hell I'm ever gonna watch TBN. But when those testomonials and tears start to flowing... I mean WOW,, is this for REAL. I just Googled her to find out who she was. My wife and I just always call her the crying church lady. I would buy a BEST OF JAN in a heartbeat. I know all you serious people don't like her stealing from the old folks, but hey somebodies gonna do it. Might as well be entertaining. Beside I'm sure they do give back some of their riches. WE MISS YOU JAN....I WANT SOME DAMN RE-RUNS!!!!

Absolutely the most REVOLTING con artist ever. We watch the show sometimes just for entertainment and end up rolling on the floor laughing. My god - she looks ridiculous and the things she says are trite and vacuous. I remember seeing her give blonde Barbie dolls to little brown girls in hospital beds somewhere. Africa? The Phillipines? Don't recall - but those dolls looked as stupid as she did.

after watching TBN almost daily for the 16 years I have been saved , I do believe she is a little fake. she comes off as very sweet almost too sweet.  and crys at the drop of a hat. and  the detail that she puts into her mansions and her fake beauty and all couldent that money go to the starving kids ?.

She might just scare-you-to-Jesus.

My goodness!!!!!

2 peas in a pod.

Is she still around? Isn't she the one with the huge pink hair who tells the story about her pet chicken being raised from the dead? Gracious. I resent paying for her and her dreadful husband's TBN station along with my basic cable.

This woman needs help. Shes in her own world.

Jan Crouch is a gorgeous witchy woman. That voice! Those LIPS !!

Has no one here thought even for a moment about grabbing Jan Crouch around the waist, pulling up her skirt and sodomizing the gomorrah out of her ?

Unbelievable the people who support this nutcase! (See previous reviews) I loved the chicken raising story! My favorite is the time we watched her tearfully retell the story of taking a bag full of white blonde trinket dolls to Africa (to give out to little black girls!)and running out before all the little girls could get one. After Jan prayed, God then multiplied the dolls just like the loaves of bread and little fishies! What a miracle! We have since heard her retell that same story - this time with no miracle. In the new account, she has to return to Africa to give the last little girl a doll and needs everyone's financial support. But wait! That's not all! There has been an update of her trip complete with footage of her visiting a hospital to distribute more dolls. She gives one to a child whose arms are in casts and cannot hold it. The look on the little girl's face is priceless! (Is this woman for real?!) We love watching Jan mostly because her behavior matches her looks - which is: ridiculous!

MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT JAN IS THE FACT THAT AS A CHILD HER FIRST EXPERIENCE OF A MIRACLE WAS WHEN SHE HEALED A PET CHICKEN. HE HAD GOTTEN RUN OVER AND SHE BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE.........I ALMOST CRIED........NOPE I REALLY LAUGHED. POOR JAN, I FEEL SORRY FOR HER, I THINK SHE IS REALLY MENTALLY UNSTABLE. I DID WATCH HER AT ONE TIME BUT MY DOCTOR TOLD ME I HAD TO STOP BECAUSE OF THE SIDE EFFECTS ---UPSET STOMACH, NAUSEA, HEADACHE, DIZZY SPELLS, BLURRED VISION AND DROWSINESS.........AND NO I DID NOT HAVE THE HOLY GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!

What is an evangelist? Someone who tells others about Jesus Christ and the truth of the Bible. If you really listened to her, Jan is eloquent when she opens her mouth. Get over it with the problems you have with her looks.

She's done a good job. Judge not, lest YOU be judged.

Sorry most of you dislike her so much and make fun of her. IMHO, she does have a good heart and soul. I believe she helped win many souls to the Lord through their TV network.

JAN CROUCH IS THE MIGHTY WOMAN OF GOD. THE BIBLE SAYS I SHALL BLESS THOSE WHO BLESS YOU AND I SHALL CURSE THOSE WHO CURSE YOU. THE BIBLE ALSO SAYS DO NOT TOUCH MY ANNOITED. WHO EVER SPEAKS ABOUT JAN OR PAUL CROUCH IN A SEXUAL OR BAD WAY BETTER TAKE IT UP WITH GOD TO SAVE THEIR SOUL FROM HELL.

When I'm channel surfing and she pops up on the screen, usually crying, I stop and look! I do the same thing when I pass a car wreck!

I don't think that's just one wig. I think it's a custom alloy of no less than 3 separate hairpieces, assembled with the same industrial precision reserved for only the best commercial awnings and/or boatcovers & sails. Where oh WHERE can I get copies of her older shows, I can't stop laughing!

Someone PLEASE put Jan out of her misery. That women has shed more crocodile tears that all the crocs in the world. My favorite was when she stood on the banks of jordan,cried a river and praised God. She was actually standing on the banks of some ole river out back of their mansion in the USA. Her & Tammy Faye must go away. When we think Tammy Faye has left this world, she shows up on Larry King to plead for my money.

Really though, it's kind of funny. Embarrassing to us Christians but funny all the same.

Where do I start with this surreal cable-TV icon and how she symbolizes all thats wrong with America? For a start, she represents the trivialization of the core teachings of Christ in American Christianitywhere Christ has been reduced to a mere logo that pastors abuse/exploit for their own financial/political gains. She represents in ghastly, Technicolor splendor the disrespect for aging and the aged in pop American culture. Unlike most other societies, being elderly in the USA is not looked upon as a dignified stage of life. It is rather something which should be avoided for as long as possible. Behind that double-layered, pink-hued blonde wing and layers of make-up and mascara lies a woman who cannot accept the fact that she is old. Rather than living in quiet, simple dignity with her real self, she chooses to live in a delusional charade that she is a twenty-something blonde bombshell. Regrettably, millions of unsuspecting cable-TV channel-surfers have to view this ghastly spectacleone for which Jan has obviously blinded herself to.

Seed is the Word of God Not Money as Jan wants your to believe!!! Busted janny!!!!

She is one sexy sinner.

Blindness-inducing. I don't think I've ever seen a more fake wig. She even makes Shatner looks good. I suppose that I can't fault Jan for trying to do good for children, but I'm sorry -- her incessant crying is nauseating. Does she keep an onion in her pocket so that when she talks about kids, the tears will flow more easily? She also buys into the "give me money and buy your way into heaven" theology that her husband (at least we think they're married. According to wikipedia, the two are separated.) pushes all the time. The Crouches are just fundamentalist garbage. Not really worth anyone's time -- or money.

But where are the clowns? Send in the clowns. Don't bother... Tammy Faye and Jan Crouch are here. What is the deal will ALL that makeup anyway? Wash off their faces!

The theological depth of a 3-year old, tears that never stop, hair by Jiffy-Pop, and a face by Earl Scheib. Ouch, baby.

The Bible DOES NOT say what they would have you believe it does. Garbage theology, poor hermeneutics. Stay away from this poison.

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some people are just fooled. i see lots of females on this rating site who rate every preacher highly, ugh. anyhow, jan crouch isnt an evangelist at all, nor is paul. paul was caught doing homo acts with his limo driver here in 2005 and it made the paper big time in texas - and then tbn ran a beg-a-thon for 2 weeks straight it seemed, getting like 8 million bucks... prolly to pay pauly's law fees, hah. anyhow, jan crouch is just... overdone. just because she cries and talks about jesus doesnt make her holy... come on! and she had boob implants lately, and was on tbn literally jutting her chest out forward the whole time toward the camera for a few days. i guess she fears getting older. one of their sons, the guy who does movies with a buzz cut, his wife is a very very good looking blonde... but she's as fake as they come, she knows zip about the bible - she simply married into the rich 'crouch' family is all. all i see on tv now, and screaming preachers, or fake faith healers, or milque toast chewing feel good message preachers, or prancing, dancing, blues brothers church style ranting and raving preachers... ALL telling us to give until it hurts so bad, we cant feed our kids. God takes care of those whom take care of THEMSELVES first! Duh! And Larry the cable guy also talked about benny hinn hitting people onstage, LOL, larry's humor can be a bit filthy but his benny hinn attack was spot-on. Anyhow, i dont 'hate' jan crouch, but she needs to be prayed for really. Its too fake... plush multi million dollar studios... good grief. Jesus did most of his preachin' in the desert under the stars, no roof. Today, people do it under the rooves of multi million dollar buildings with big flat-screen plasma screens each costing over 16,000 bucks! Does Jan EVER preach the word or does she just throw a random bible quote out now and then and she cackles and cries? I just dont get people like her...

WHAT in GOD's name is this woman thinking?? She is an embaressment to all of us Christians. PINK hair!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH. I'd rate her and her husband a -00 but you don't have that rating, unfortunately! Worst of the worst, by far.

That Face! Those Eyes! That Mouth!I want an All Jan 24/7 Channel!

Jan Crouch, this lady needs a miracle urgently, has she been in any horror movies over the years. Jan Crouch the pink haired lady on the gold couch, the crying, the mascara, the same clothes, the grotesque husband Paul, Jan, the incredible lack of knowledge of the Bible and just about everything on this planet, just amazing!!!.

She's sincere and has a heartfelt desire to help spread the gospel of Jesus! You negative people could learn a thing or two from her. If you don't have a personal experience with her that caused you to question her sincerity, then all you have to offer are words to help you feel better about yourself. Like her or not, she's making a difference in this world. God has chosen to use her, so you should watch what you say.

Female version of Michael Jackson...

The most entertaining thing on free TV. It is like the WWF without the muscles and violence and rolled in sugar and spice and all that's nice.

In the very early years of the 1970's I attended a women's bible study luncheon. Jan Crouch was the key note luncheon speaker. I vividly remember that day - a 40's something Jan Crouch who was just darling...Her blond (before she dyed it pink) piled up on her head, a pink (if I recall it was pink gingham) dress and a very petite size...with no exaggeration of make-up on...She was there that day - to a standing room only audience to share about TBN which was going to be on the air - in a very few days... In contrast - today I see a 'ghoulish' woman who somehow - got lost - in her sense of self - and no longer - conjures up - 'darling' but instead with those silicone injected - fat lips she has - now has become a 'mockery' of what she once was... One wonders why she just doesn't get a clue...

Yikes!!!!

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