Winx Club
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this is why i hate this discusting show so much:
bloom: the animators are trying so hard to get every viewer to like her best, by making her powers seem so tough(oooh, fire is the most dangerous thing in the universe, as if fire can even kill water!) , and why do her eyes keep trembling and filling the whole damn screen?! is she always about to cry or something?! on seson 2 she wears too much stockings and frilly skirts, and that one headband of hers is sooo babyish! she has tacky clothes. on season 2, to make sure that no one eventually likes layla better, they make bloom get a pandant of her parents, and make her evil(copycats of mermaid melody) to draw back everybody's attention to her and think she's soo cool being evil! she's such a boring fag with redhead problems! she desperately needs to buy some hair growth shampoo, because her hair was too thin in season 1! i think she has a tree sprouting in her head. she's also very self righteous, and only wants people to do things her way and focus on her problems! how hateful she'll get now!
stella: she thinks that she's soooooooooo fashionable, but she's not! she constantly complains of every little thing that will ruin her complexion and clothes, which i don't know why since she as like 35 of the same outfits each! many animes i know have much better clothing and plots. a comedy show is much more interesting than a serious one which causes people to feel depressed after wishing they were like bloom! anyways, i can't see how she could ever possibly be funny, because she just acts like a goofball 5 year old to me! all she's doing is making a fool of herself! that pornstar is so idiotic and retarded, she jumped off a cliff in season 2 to save her 'perfect in every dimension' shnookums! if she's the fairy of the sun and moon, why is she only using solar powers! did she lose all her lunar powers! i hate stella! i can see why she's blonde now!
musa: what happened to her voice? it's so raspy and she looks like she must have sandpaper stuck in her throat! she neeeeeeeeeeds a tan, man! useless fairy to me on the show, might as well sit and praise bloom for doing all the work!(i don't know why there are other fairies fighting the witches, etc., since bloom bloom bloom in the zoom always defeats everything with her 'to die for' powers! anyways, musa is shrapso dumso with a bad hairdo!
tecna: if she's so smart, then why does she error sometimes, and get this: BLOOM WAS RIGHT ONCE INSTEAD OF TECNA! how dumb is that! why does she have such an awful voice?! (they all do!) well, her powers are also weird: a triangle?! how's that effective at all? and a number cruncher?! i thought that only crushes numbers, not people!
flora: GIRLY GIRL! i obviously think that the animators like her as the least favourite fairy, because she has such a lame fairy outfit with very lame powers! boo yo screw yo, flojo mojo jojo!
layla: she sucks too. badbadbadbadbad casual clothing!
icy: she's too obsessive with taking over the universe. can the evil plot be any more common and boring for a cartoon villain?!
darcy: her powers seem weak, and she's not fun at all! like, why on earth, or should i say, magix, is her hair so frickin' long?! i think that someday she'll trip over her hair!
stormy: she ain't very smart! cause she srews up too much! all she ever wants to do is destroy everything! then why won't she destroy her sisters and herself! plus she has the tackiest hair!
mirta+lucy: she's so ugly, she might as well be the great wall of china! besides, why is she the only ugly one on the entire show?! she needs to straighten her back up, she's slouching!
faragonda+griffin: they suck!how cheesy that they become friends! what, is the whole witchy population gonna be fairies except the trix sisters?! they're too obsessed with magic, and faragonda, is too obsessed with helping poor baby bloom!
red fountain boys: they're all dumb, and very questionable it is why their eyes are a zillion times smaller than the girls'! very weird figures they have, just like how the girls have very weird and anorexic bodies! how could anyone think that they're cool, heroic and brave! pshaw!
pixies: they're too sparkly and babyish! all are so sensitive and 'getish in the wayish' types! especially amore, who's too obsessed with love, and lockette(what kind of a name is that?!), who's always scared of everything and always cries and is an airheaded bombo aka bing bong!!
i hate it when that roadkilling music always comes on when they show up, it always reminds me of preschool and daycare babies! this makes the show ultra boring and aged 3 and under rating!
so, therefore, this show has no good characters or a REAL original plot like everything else, cuz all they do is focus on bloom and magic! and evil witchcraft!
SCROO WINX CLUB!!!!!!