A story about some people stealing presents (they were meant for kids!) is sure to turn up.

I would just like to tie up these present stealing scum up somewhere and cut their balls off. These stories are sad, it's usually some poor family.

Always gotta shine the light on the bad guys of the holiday season.  However, I sympathize for those who were victimized during the said holiday season.

I exclude the stories I heard last year about a Foodbank getting robbed, which struck me as particularly cold, even for criminals, and the hijacking of a truck full of video game systems a few years ago, which struck me as particularly enterprising.