Cliched but important.

Never seen such a story but if I were forewarned of a story like this coming to my tele, I'd not bother watching it. To me it's a very simple thing. Drink, pass out, throw up in the cab, waking up the next morning and have no recollection of any misbehaviors of the night before, problem solved. I imagin this year would be breaking this tradition as many companies have already canceled the Christmas parties due to the economic crisis.

The sanctimonious good advice dished out by television and newspapers on this subject reaches new heights of irony for those of us who have seen what goes on at publisher and broadcaster Christmas bashes.

Sanctimonious advice from talking heads is at best laughable. If you're gonna be a drunken jackass at a festive gathering of any sort, make sure you do it at whatever one Franks is at.