Far superior to that truly lame, and unlistenable version done by that absolute no-talent, what's her name again?  The dirty-looking skank who's into the Kabballah.  The one who broke up A-Rod's marriage.  The one who crapped out one bastard with some gymboy she met and then later married a z-list English movie director.  The one who attempted to act in such bombs as "Shaghai Surprise," "Who's That Girl," "Evita," "Swept Away" and directed one of the worse films ever ignored by the movie-going public.  The one who's currently on the "Stinky as Sh*t" tour.  Damn, I can't remember her name.  Oh well, no matter.  She's culturally insignificant.

Daddy's heart belongs to Eartha too.

If I was Santa, and Eartha sang this to me, she'd need a Sequoia to hold all the presents I'd put under her tree. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMmSbxB_Sg