Sounds like a lot of military jobs.

Beats mastubating horses for their semen. Well, depending on the horse.

Which way to the beastiality section.

would not want the job for myself. a pretty gross job but at least it is a job. only saw this once when I took my kids to the circus years ago. when the elephants came out one circus workers job was to run after the elephants with a big bucket and catch their droppings. guess he had been doing for awhile cause he the the timing down pretty good. "drop the bucket as soon as the start line it up just right and wait" the elephant poop catcher even got some applause.

Is there a school where you can get a certificate in this? If so, commercials for this would fit in right alongside advertisements for ambulance chasers and hairdressing school commercials between segments of Judge Judy.

Cheer up. Barack Hussein is giving all elephant poop catchers a bump in pay under the Stimulus Package.

They are vital and generally what they do is too big to fail.

I was curious to see if there was a dissenting viewpoint on this item that was so compelling that it had skewed the rating on this item below a five. Sadly, Binnie let me down.

I have no idea. I've never caught elephant poop in a bag before, so I wouldn't know. But if that's your bag, then by all means, go ahead.

. . . . okay, I'm thoroughly confused by this list item.

1) The list is titled "Do these statements describe what you think?". This would imply that the thought of catching elephant dung in a plastic bag somehow finds its way into my psyche. I can't say that I have ever had this thought cross my mind until just now.

2) Now that the topic is out on the table (hopefully not literally), I would have to ask what the alternative is. Sure, it's definitely better to not have to catch falling pieces of fecal matter at all. But when compared to the alternative to catching elephant poop without the benefit of the plastic bag, I think I'd rather go with the bag.

Who said it was?

I think that it would be pretty bad especially if it is wet and splatters, then it would go well beyond not being pleasant.