I'm sure video games designers are hard at work on the X-box cross-promotional tie-in products as we speak.

Good news for you, Guy, as there is a new film currently being shot in various burned-out parts of The Bronx. It's the story of Wurud and her husband, Achmed. Wurud fights back after Achmed's relentless beatings for not milking the goats. That's the "war part". The "good part" is when Wurud liberates herself and heads North in the much anticipated blockbuster, "Wurud Does Fallujah." Starring Michelle Pfeiffer as Wurud and George Clooney as Achmed.

It would be more challenging if the title read, (A Good Iraqi War Movie)

Of course.  There's already been a TV series, and there have been more than a few movies that have had the Iraqi war as a sidebar to the plot at the very least.  In all likelihood there will be several made over the next decade or so.  Take a look a the history of Vietnam War movies, and expect a similar evolution here.

I'm sure it's coming, eventually. It might be a few more years, but someone will make it. Now as to if anyone will actually watch it, that's another story.

This could be a possibility, but I think we've seen enough of the real thing, don't you?

Yeah, this would be a smash hit. The chimpczar can fund it out of his own pockets, and if you voted for that clown, admission is double.