Remember When (Judith McNaught)
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I don't know about anyone else, but it is impossible for me to like a book where all the characters are PERFECT.
Let me illustrate: Diana is from a rich family but is even-tempered, kind, sweet, loveable, blah blah blah. Corey is the new step-sister who is shy, adorable, sweet, loveable, blah blah blah. The two girls get along famously, not one ounce of tension. Diana's rich father is doting, gentle, understanding, loveable, blah blah blah. Corey's mother is beautiful, unpretensious, accepting, and....wait for it....loveable, blah blah blah. Mom and dad ALSO get along famously, never arguing or having a difference of opinion. Then come Grandma and Grandpa, who are loving, caring, tender, loveable.....ok you get the idea. But I'm serious, EVERYBODY loves EVERYBODY and is rapturously happy! C'mon, add some tension, some depth! I found this first part incredibly boring.
Then comes the second part, which is actually a little better. Dad has died, but everyone in the happy little family is still, of course, happy and cheerful and absolutely flat. The only character I actually liked in the beginning was the hard-hitting Cole, who had a ruthless streak but also had the past to explain why. FINALLY, a character with more dimensions than a piece of paper!
But, still, no tension. Diana and Cole decide to marry in name only, to help each other's respective businesses. What a possibly delicious situation! The sexual tension would sky rocket, of course, because they would keep their marriage unconsummated.
But then they sleep together the very first night!....Huh? I thought Cole was supposed to be hard and unyeilding, then slowly soften under Diana's persistent love, or some such nonsense. But he almost immediately (and i mean literally, immediately) falls in love with her(but predictably denies it to himself) and she with him. He immediately deflates into a piece of paper, and she stays a piece of paper, and they fly off into the sunset on their own personal jet, starting their happily ever after! ....how utterly boring. Give me something to work with, something to agonize over. PLEASE!