What has he done lately? He wasn't that good earlier in hi career.

  Had some decent years with Cleveland early on, but it's winding down now. Hot tempered  pedestrian middle relief/ 5th starter type. Even though he's  actually only in his mid 30's, he looks like he's pushing 60- and has played for so many teams that you believe he was on a club in Prussia with spiked batting helmets. I interrupt this review with a Red Sox fan bitching/ complaining resentful announcement:

A few weeks ago, the godawful Fox team, who have an incontestable bias to the point of "let's get high by smelling Derek Jeter's socks and plant a fat one on fascist Steinbrenner's behind at all times" anyway, showed a Saturday game between the Red Sox and Yankees, which Boston won 11-9 or something. They had a representative of each club announce the lineup cards. NY had Reggie Jackson, who is certainly a Yankee legend, even though he was actually a better player with the A's. Fox had JULIAN TAVAREZ do it. Run of the mill Tavarez who has been there for a whopping total of two undistinguished years. In FENWAY PARK of all places. Not Yaz, not Jim Rice, not Johnny Pesky. Insult to injury

He's a pud.

If he was a boxer they'd call him a tomato can.

Spaz.