Alright, so I was at a game today and went back and forth with a pair of these "Drunk Diane" fans. It was hilarious, which is good since the game SUCKED.

As others have said, there is something about a drunk girl at a ballpark that is generally entertaining, at least more than enough to make up for any annoyance she causes. She`s almost invariably better than the male variant ``Drunk Duane.``

Invariably loves the scoreboard cued cheering, and can be counted on to try to start the wave at least twice a game, and a guaranteed pout if she doesn`t get a response from the crowd. If she happens to be crossed with the hormonally active Lonelyheart variant, expect some particularly explicit invitations to the player of her dreams. Some versions of Drunk Diane get quite exhibitionistic in later innings, standing up to demonstrate their rack quality (or lack thereof), and you just can`t beat the entertainment value if the stadium cam finds her and puts her on Diamondvision. Better than any tawdry reality show.

Drunk girls can be annoying as hell, but for some reason are quite entertaining at sporting events. Their loosened inhibitions usually lead to hilarious cheers at the wrong time, and saying inappropriate things to those wearing the other team's colors. If a second Drunk Diane is around, a drunken catfight is likely to ensue. I've seen some great, hair-pulling romps at sporting events, and those are always fun to watch.

Female drunks can't get lower than two or three stars for me as long as they aren't physically assaulting me. And no one's going to tell me that security guards would rather deal with a drunk guy than a crazy drunk broad. . .