So bad its kind of amusing. The pool scene was horrid as others have stated. I thought the gyrations to be of an almost mechanical nature, myself. If I were to try to improve this turd I would make a Saved by the Bell sub and put Tiffany Theissen in the flick.

A film so bad it spawned t-shirts at the Jersey Shore - "I survived Showgirls!"

Awful sex scenes. . .it was like watching nude epileptics forget their medication instead of being erotic. During the pool f#cking scene I contemplated throwing in my dirty laundry and Tide for some serious stain-fighting agitation.

Turn down the volume because the actors either scream their dialogue or shout it more than half the time. Acting that sets the craft back centuries. At least the nude women make up for one of the worst scripts written in the last 15 years.

Watch it if you dare. . .you'll feel your IQ slipping after the first 18 minutes. . .

It was pretty bad but I kept watching hoping it would get better.

so bad it was funny. Even all the nudity and sex scenes weren't enough to even consider putting this into the porn collection. Has Elizabeth Berkley EVER recovered?