J.C. Watts
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JC Watts as a Man of Christ?! LOL! Ethics? Morals!!?! ROFLMFAO!!! Well, if Tom DeLay can be the keynote speaker at "Justice Sunday II" and a rich, prep-school, draft-dodging son-of-a-former-president Andover cheerleader like Gee Dubya Bush can be plain talkin' "uniter not a divider", then I guess NOTHING is too crazy for conservatives to believe. They ARE treating conservative thinking as a mental disorder now, (seriously, they are, Google "RWA Scale"!) so, whenever the Federal government offers a bounty, I'll come here to do my hunting! ='D
I seriously didn't think that we can do any harm by losing this dweeb. I thought that, since an ACTUAL empty suit would have been better legislator, then anyone who could get elected would be an improvement over Watts.
I was wrong.
I've since learned that you really need to be very specific when you wish for replacements because one can never underestimate the GOP's ability to lower the IQ bar. JC Watts had the intelligence of lawn rake, but not the personality, the usefullness nor the independence. There was once almost a fist-fight between on the floor of the House of Represntatives between this Oklahoma right-wing, judgemental, Clinton-bashing, sheet-sniffing "faith and values" salesman - who actually had multiple illigitimate children - from multiple women - all born on THE SAME DAY - and in the SAME HOSPITAL - and another legislator named Sherrod Brown called him on his BS after he gave one of his "family values Clinton bashing speeches. They had to pull them apart. After that incident, I briefly considered moving to Mr. Brown's district just so I could vote for him.
JC Watts should've never left the football field, but when he was forced to leave due to old age and decrepitude, he should have gone to work at a nice, safe, harmless McJob where there were little or no important responsibilities, loaded weapons or sharp objects. Since leavic pubic orifice, Congressman Watts, the only Republican African American in elected federal office at the time, has taken his tobacco and oil lobbyists bribe money and moved back to Oklahoma where he's beloved and admired by those who have absolutely no idea what's going on in the world around them. He occassionally reappears on Wolf "I can't pronounce Oraq" Blitzer's show just to say embarrassing things and make James Carvill look like a genius by relative comparison.