Astonishingly bad. That he has ever had anyone pay him for his act beggars the imagination

Hit and miss jokes don't cut it for me, you're either funny or not. Someone take this oaf and his junk off stage, please!

I had the pleasure of seeing Carrot Top last week at the Luxor in Las Vegas. He was hilarous, creative, imaginative, engaging and very likable. I would love to see him again!!

I'm not real keen on physical humor - not for me.

Saw Carrot Top 11-10-07 @ Luxor and he was absolutely HILARIOUS. Forget these negative reviews. These are the same bozo's that complain about everything. These people wouldnt know comedy if it jumped up and bit em on their asses. His "prop" coupled comedy along with some VERY interesting "interaction" with the crowd made for an extremely good show. The show was packed crowded and everyone, and I do mean EVERYONE was busting a gut. I laughed so hard, my sides literally hurt. His style of comedy is dry and very clever and makes for an enjoyable show. For these idiots that dogged him for his shows and the style of show, he's been around for YEARS and YEARS (that says something right there to begin with!!) His show style and "brand" of comedy (use of ingenious props) hasn't changed since he started, so uhhhhh, you go see him anyway(knowing pretty close to whats coming) and then say you didnt like it????!!!! What a bunch of jerkoffs......sorry folks, but I'd say it was a great show and certainly worth an evening of laughs while in Vegas.

I saw him a few years ago and will be seeing again on Sunday night. We LOVED him! He had the audience in stitches. It takes a lot for me to enjoy good comedy and he was GREAT!

Strange dude.  I watch him on the late nite shows, and some of his stuff is funny, maybe 50%, and the other 50% is   huh???  But I have a hard time getting around his face, he has had a 'michael jackson/joan rivers' type face lift and it looks too much like a mask for me to pay attenion to what he is saying/doing as I am just looking at that overstretched face!

My wife and I saw him tonight (4-6-06) at the Luxor. This guy is awesome. We are almost 30 and were probably some of the youngest in the croud. However, everyone around us was laughing almost to the point of tears. Even the Seniors! If you are going to LV...he is a great show to see. HOWEVER...if you get offended by swearing, jokes about race/sex, or can't laugh and have a good time - this may not be the show for you.

An unfunny nerdy looking comedian who for some weird reason decided to take steriods. Were the steriods supposed to turn your career around?

get a brain, get a life, and get an act without props, idiot. good thing you're buff because, goddamn you're ugly.

How can you call this guy a comic? He's never been funny, but allways a huge pain in the ass!

Perhaps Carrot Top was once actually funny. But when that was, I don't know. By the way, aren't his fifteen minutes up already?

I LOVE CARROT TOP! HES FUNNY AS HELL AND IF YOU WATCHED HIS SHOW THEN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT TOO

Dude, does your crotch hair look like that, too?

OMG, I seriously did not know that ANYONE thought he was funny. I thought his whole shtick was just to be annoying.

Never funny. How did he get a movie? If the studios have extra film lying around, I'll take it.

One of the least funniest people on Earth.

Carrot Top is a funny guy. that is not important. Even you dislike him, the 1-800-COLLECT hired a right guy for the commercial, as the names are all in your mind forever, and you can't take them away. When Carrot Top gave you the phone and said: It is for you!, and you took it, then he took your girl friend ( reality is he took a piece of your memeory in your brain) away and said It is wierd. It is humor, at least I like it.

Gotta move beyond the 30 second ad spots to get a higher ranking

It's cause of this jackass that I DON'T use 1-800-COLLECT.

I used to find Carrot Top hilarious way before he did the phone commercials. I think his commercials are terrible and they are giving him a bad reputation. You should see his stand-up routine before you jump to say you hate him.

Why hasn't this man been murdered yet?

Highly annoying, and I can't imagine why that phone company keeps paying him to do those stupid commericals. They are boring, overdone, and I am tired of them. And cut that hair, good grief ! :(

There is an old saying that says: Those who can't do, do prop comedy. And carrottop definetly cannot do. He's worse than Gallagher, and he's possibly the ugliest of "celebrities." He could never get any of the women he hits on in those 10-10-220 commercials.

He's not funny at all. I have never once laughed watching him on those commercials. I just find him extremely annoying.

He is The manwhore of Bowling Green. That's the ONLY reason he still performs there. If he was a woman, he would be considered a gutter bitch. If you find this oversized leprechan to be a comedian, you are a sad, sad individual who watches far too much television. Sober or loaded, this guy makes me want to punch my television. Carrot-Top? It's more like Skid-Mark.

1 800 call att

Noted practitioner of The Douchebag School of Humor. This guy's so lame that, like Gallagher (another weak act), he finds it impossible to be funny by himself, in his own right, without all the gimmicks. He's not terribly funny with the gimmicks, either. Amazing how many of these unfunny so-called "comics" make a living being unfunny. But how much of a living do they make? I saw Carrot Top cadging drinks off his fans in the cocktail lounge of one of those Indian casinos in Connecticut where he was performing. The house obviously thought so little of him they refused to provide him with free alcohol after his show. Hmmm.

don't go by those annoying ATT commercials. i was skeptical at first, but there wasn't much else going on that nbight so I went to his show. Could not stop laughing. And yes it doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure out his jokes, not all comedy has to. If you're going to comedy shows to show how smart you are, I feel sorry for you. Another plus is while most shows only run maybe 90 minutes, his was a little over 2 hours.

I absolutely can not STAND this guy. I don’t find anything he does or says to be even the slightest bit humorous. Sorry, but he’s pretty bad.

I want to dial his skull down the center with an icepick.

Be for Real.

Just wanted to bump him ahead of that pig Rosie.

1-800-HASBEEN

i really hate him and those annoying 1-800 collect commercials. the worst comedian.

A LITTLE OFF THE WALL BUT VERY FUNNY LIVE

Well, it's obvious that you either love him or hate him. I happen to be in the latter camp. Props just don't do it for me, and his collect call commercials actually makes me want to actively NOT use that service, which is a pretty hard thing to do. If you enjoy prop comedy and exaggerated, extreme behavior, then this may be for you. For me, I think I'll pass.

Carrot Top is annoying, and very bad to look at! Whenever he is on tv, I always mute it!

Just NO

He is about a 1.5. Oh my gosh is he ever obnoxious. I thought he was mildy humerous for about three minutes. I probably laughed at some of his props a couple times. That was it. I hate those awful phone commmercials he does. I try and ignore him. Now i just want him to shut up and go away.

Carrot top is such a dork

Yikes, I saw Carrot Top's show in college. Rather than make me laugh, he confuses me, I simply sit in a state of utter confusion when I see him..I have to give him some credit for creating his props, however, they aren't funny..and now the phone commercials, oh the horror. Please go away..and have you ever seen him close up? Very eerie..his face is chiseled, and his eyebrows are perfectly sculpted..he freaks me out..he almost looks plastic.

The only thing funny about Carrot Top is what he'd look like after the beating I'd like to give him. He's unfunny and irritating.

Okay. He's not anywhere near perfect. He's just one wacky little guy having fun. Tht's what I like about him.

he is soooo funnny!! I like him in those call-att commercials!!! the call-att thing is so cool and original. really witty and really cool. he was going to be somewhere in marietta,ohio (30 miles form my location) but my mom and dad cares less about it, so we had to pass that one up!! dang! I wanted to see him!!! he's soooo coool!!!!

Wow! A guy that is actually less funny and more annoying than Gallagher. Now THAT takes effort! Death to all prop comics, I sez.

Totally off the the wall. So hilarious!

Carrot Top is an unfunny chracater portrayed by a young man named Scott Thompson. He makes up very sick, crude jokes about famous people, and he never is funny. Just really stupid and wacky.

This guy is probably one of the most inanely unfunny people to have the gall to refer to himself as a comedian. He might be okay with a local kiddy cartoon show in some podunk burg somewhere. But I really think he missed his calling as a body double for Ronald McDonald.

HILARIOUS!