This listing used to mean that Michael Jackson was friends with Webster, a lawn gnome that stood about 16 inches high and was on one of those poor black kid gets condescendingly adopted by phony honkies programs, one that starred Mongo from football and Blazin' Saddles.

Nowadays, it means " The Sanctified, All Powerful, Holy Lord of the four winds whose noseth existeth not looked with favor upon his humble servant Webster, and rewardeth him while creating the universe..."

Really, he was friends with Webster-oh, by the way, Janet Jackson was on Gary Coleman's show-Diff'rent Strokes...Janet: Michael, this is some of my Diff'rent Strokes castmates-Gary, Todd, Dana Plato...later-Janet: Gee Michael and Dana really have hit it off...Michael:What's this Dana?...Dana: Vicodan, MJ: I should try that-oh Dana try this, it's called Oxycotin..Dana: Oh goody, another painkiller, gee Michael, you're so much fun to hang out with, so Michael, want to get naked later....MJ: no , I have a date with Gary Coleman later, uh....