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Smelly cousin Fred kissing and hugging you without warning

Item added by Beloved. Added on 11/24/2004
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Gentle Jude
03/11/2005

Smelly cousin Fred kissing and hugging you without warning 2

I don't care about the smell so much, it was the fact they had a kind intent.

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kamylienne
11/25/2004

Smelly cousin Fred kissing and hugging you without warning 4

Yeah, that'll kill my appetite . . . .

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bibliophile
11/24/2004

Smelly cousin Fred kissing and hugging you without warning 5

Without warning, and probably just as well. If he warns you, then you just dread it and you still can't say no. This reminds me a little of Eddie Murphy's famous Come over here and give your Aunt Bunny a kiss! routine.

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scarletfeather
11/24/2004

Smelly cousin Fred kissing and hugging you without warning 3

He would have a fight on his hands.

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abichara
11/24/2004

Smelly cousin Fred kissing and hugging you without warning 4

Get the Lysol can out...

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EschewObfuscat ion
11/24/2004

Smelly cousin Fred kissing and hugging you without warning 4

Don't touch that doorknob. You don't know where it's been.

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