. . . and I think I've found the house (or, if not, an even more extreme case) that this covers: http://media.putfile.com/WizardsofWinter-SM (sound is recommended for this)

This isn't the most tragic thing. Then you just don't put those lights up anymore.

They weren't so much annoyed at all the lights, as they were at me plugging the extension cord into their outlets. Some people just can't get into that giving spirit.

Hello, Officer. Here try these sunglasses. Yes, we're certainly in a festive spirit tonight, how 'bout you? Too bright? No, no. Your eyes will adjust in a minute or two. I've heard they can see us from Cleveland.