Actually, I was trying to steal the CD player. The football was just cover.

A similar incident happened at my aunt's house (where we normally spend Thanksgiving) but it wasn't thanksgiving. My cousin was trying out his new supersoaker he received for his birthday. He took aim and squirted that thing across the street, right into the open window of a moving pick up truck! Well, my cousin bolted from the scene, handed my other cousin (sitting next to me) his squirt gun, and left me there, too (I was too scared to leave and I didn't want to leave my other cousin alone). The guy yelled at us so my cousin told the truth and fortunately, the guy believed him and drove off.

Oh O, hope the next door neighbour isn't a big 6ft5 footey player!

Hey, Favre, lighten up on the kids, at least until they turn 10.