FranksWildYear s 11/17/2009
In all likelihood, the people who are rating monkey's highly as pets are the type that would also like to have a unicorn in the back yard by their playhouse.We came face to face with an ugly, angry monkey that dropped out of tree when we were walking down a resort pathway in Mexico. They try to scare the hell out of you in the hope that you will drop all of your stuff and run. Then they go through your bags looking for snack food.My son, who was 9 at the time said after the face off that not only did the monkey look really mean but he had the biggest balls he'd ever seen.
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Sharon_206 11/17/2009
NOT ! who wants to get their face ripped off by an angry ape ?
mochamad 10/26/2009
monkey doesn't funny pet...for me. i dont like it any more. But its make different if you closed and touch it. but some people scare because have tooth may be can eat you. monkey have the clever brain than another pets. we can education it more like child. the act make me like so funny. the monkey living in forrest different animal pets, it can follow the human social living like we can teach how eat human tradition and more activity human being. any country protect the monkey because the population less and any way to made it survive.
Chalky 04/30/2009
Definitely not pets. Although, I think people see chimps, orangutans and monkeys in movies or even the cute picture above and may think otherwise.
ayn 04/30/2009
THESE ARE NOT PETS!! On the other hand, I wish I had a monkey. They are cute, personable and smart. Lots of personaity and cute. The avatar for this item is a chimp; beware with chimps as they can be quite violent as adults and practice infanticide for no apparent reason. Remember that Chimps do not typically eat meat. It gets worse: on four recorded occasions in the last 50 years, chimpanzees have abducted, killed and eaten human babies. Then again, these guys are practically people. No, screw that, they're better than people. Chimps have done everything from fly jet planes to sleep in the same bed as a former President of the United States. It's that grin, it makes them look like devilish little scamps, like they have some great and hilarious secret they cannot wait to share. And then they put their arms around the action star and snuggle in and everybody goes awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I wish I had a chimpanzee.
oscargamblesfr o 04/30/2009
Why anyone would want something that throws shit at you is beyond me. Why anyone would want dangerous monkeys and apes is incredible... especially in light of all these chimp attacks in recent years. Haven't people seen the Planet of the Apes films?
GenghisTheHun 01/09/2009
UPDATED JANUARY 9, 2009: Votre singe a pissé en mon cocktail
ORIGINAL COMMENT: Too close to humans and too smart to handle. I know a guy who had a monkey for a few days. It escaped and hung from the ceiling by its tail on a pipe. It crapped down the walls. They are messy.
Sagigurl 10/04/2008
cute as they are monkeys belong in the wild not in homes as pets
fb1473765476 09/26/2008
En veig un cada vegada que em miro al mirall
~~~Cianna~~~;0 ) 08/27/2008
hahaha
?Whatever it takes ? 08/07/2008
Are you kidding me!!
brooke887 08/06/2008
umm there different... it'd be cool to see one maybe even own one lol
kidicarus333 08/02/2008
Monkeys are not pets. Do not get one in some desperate attempt to pretend that it is a child or something. They are not meant to be held in domesticated captivity.
Mr. Matt 08/01/2008
i so wish i had a monkey as a pet!
BlueOctober 07/24/2008
Monkeys were never meant to be domesticated.
Can~D~Ice 07/24/2008
If I could have a trained one!
Seth's Wifey. [Mrs. Blondale Patton to be] 07/24/2008
Too much trouble.
Kristina527 07/22/2008
They are wild animals, not pets
KRISTYN718 07/22/2008
if I had the money and the time I would say yes
Lena 07/15/2008
Er....i don't think I'd like a monkey as a pet. Nor do I think said monkey would appreciate being a pet :P
ms-392342246 07/14/2008
i have alot in my family
SKITTLEZ 07/12/2008
if he can go to my fridge and grab me a soda or beer then ok
LiZ iS hERe!! 07/10/2008
Ohhh i soooo want one!
Jenn858 07/10/2008
cute but too much work
♥Debali cious♥ 07/10/2008
adorable!
Gin(ger) 07/09/2008
Might as well have a baby.
Crystal911 07/08/2008
wild
Unknown3244887 49 07/08/2008
TEACH THEM HOW TO ROLLERBLADE!!
wendy185 07/08/2008
well, they are smart but I hear they are dirty and difficult to clean up after.
mickey #30 07/07/2008
monkeys are the coolest
~Love me~ 07/07/2008
They belong in the wild
haley. 07/06/2008
LoVE EM
?K a y l a ;] 07/06/2008
that would be SO awesome!
Jamie118 07/06/2008
I have always liked monkeys
~???????~ 07/05/2008
luv mokeys at the zoo but not as a pet
*~Megan~* 07/05/2008
NO
:***Kï?ŠHÄ?*** : 07/05/2008
awww
Angel Princess 07/05/2008
stupid
Elaine681 07/04/2008
that would be cool but I'd need some help
HelloKitty09 07/04/2008
For the fourth billion time, primates are not cute and cuddly pets. 90% of these exotic animals are being sold illegally. Most monkeys carry lethal diseases like hepetitus B(that can be transmitted to humans) and they can also be aggressive when they reach puberty. And if your solution to "bad monkey" problem is to remove their teeth, you should be arrested for animal cruelty. Update: Item description- They're so human! They must make great pets! Look for a fun time if u are to take on one of these creatures. Bitch please! Curious George is not so cute when he's screaming and biting you to death. Update ll: What ever happen to Michael Jackson's chimp?
Molfan 07/04/2008
they may be cute and amusing to watch. I would never want one for a pet. have heard too many disaster stories of those who have tried to make a "pet" out of these animals. they were never intended to be pets.
Danielle140 07/04/2008
I would only like a monkey as a pet if it was a spider monkey. There little and cute and the only monkey sutible for a pet.
ToniFantastic 07/03/2008
it requires diapers.... and it should be left in the wild
Madam Spam 07/03/2008
they fling poo
fb611413974 07/03/2008
you have to want a mischievous little brat to love these
?Jessie? 07/02/2008
heck yeah
PMS247 07/02/2008
NOT FOR ME
Jason534 07/02/2008
I love monkeys!!!
Michael355 07/02/2008
a lot of work
irishgit 07/02/2008
Smart, strong, aggressive and territorial is not the ideal combination for a pet.
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