I wish I found this site before I bought this vodka. I joined today because I was searching for info after tasting it. Blech! I would give it 1 star, but at least I can feel the buzz from the alcohol. However, it's very difficult to ignore the horrible taste. I only purchased a 200ml bottle, thank goodness, so it was under $3 bucks, but I wish I had paid a little extra for Smirnoff's. I said to myself at the liquor store, "How bad can it be, since I am mixing it with fruit juice?" Trust me, sometimes there's an aftertaste you can't cover up and this is one of them.

while low prices and good ability to mix makes crat vodka the base for most punches, it's horrible by the shot, and not excellent in shooters

My only request in life is that when I die a pint of Aristocrat Vodka is in my casket with me. While Devo performs "Whip It" live.

It is not bad! I put it in my Dean Orange Juice and it goes together so smoothly! I did not take shots of it because of past bad experiences with cheap vodka, but for the price it is SO worth it. I did not even have a hangover and I was wasted the night before. Compared to the last vodka we had (Skol) which is even cheaper... it is definitely worth it. NEVER GET SKOL. SKOL IS NASTY!!!!!!! I had the worst hang over ever!

The second best vodka.. everything else is tied for first.

Aristocrat, my ass.

This might be one of those Russian Aristocrats who kicked around Europe after the Revolution, trying to get work as headwaiters.

Tastes like bad aftershave, and doesn't smell as good.

A very very very cheap alcohol, this stuff is the lowest of the low when it comes to liquor.  Good for one thing and only one thing, to get extremely inbriated.  It got a terrible taste liquor, all liquors taste almost as bad.  It also can give you such a terrible hangover that you may never want to drink the stuff again.

My friend and I have had several black outs. We feel like royalty whenever we drink it. On the other hand, it is the Devil in your mouth. The best way to drink it is without a chaser. Warning; you may become darksided/ go blind.

Been drinking Aristocrat 80 proof for years, now after 6, 1/2 gallons of bad vodka, I gotta switch.

The only reason to ever drink Aristocrat is the price.

This stuff has a horrible aftertaste, but I still drink a ton of it, being a college student.