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"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad."

Item added by Seraph. Added on 11/30/2004
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numbah16tdhaha
06/04/2007

"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad." 5

I was just waiting for some G.I. to walk in during a conference.

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Flick01
04/10/2005

"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad." 3

Hey Bob... did you know that if you lick a lamp post when it's real cold out, your tongue will stick to the pole? I double dog dare ya! You don't believe me? Ask that American soldier coming down the street.

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abichara
12/17/2004

"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad." 4

Triple guarantee or your money back. Bob should have sold used cars for a living. Would have been much more successful than some partisaned hack, I quadruple guarantee that!

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Aurielle
12/02/2004

"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad." 5

I loved this one, 'cause you could pretty much hear the sound of American tanks in the background.

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EschewObfuscat ion
12/01/2004

"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad." 4

Here's just some good old-fashioned advice: when someone triple guarantees you, ask to cut the cards.

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Seraph
12/01/2004

"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad." 4

The ever-assuring triple guarantee...

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