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Monster Energy Drink

Monster Energy Drink is a low carb energy drink with active indgredients including guarana seed extract and ginseng.
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Monster Energy Drink 5

it taste good and thats that matters

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DATAK1LL
09/14/2009

Monster Energy Drink 5

if you're a normal human being this energy drink is not for you.

however if you're malnourished. injest primarily cigarettes. and gummy bears. then yes.
yes.

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SFrank
07/23/2009

Monster Energy Drink 4

Monster is the epitome of an energy drink. Excellent boost that hits you fairly quick, good taste and priced fairly. Beats it's competitor Red Bull but a small margin due to the larger sized can. For you drunks, this can also mix well with many hard liquors.

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sperryc
07/11/2009

Monster Energy Drink 1

I actually like the taste, believe it or not. But I can't drink it. It keeps awake at night, staring at the ceiling, no matter what time I drink it.

I always think of the movie "Role Models" when I see people drinking it, and the guy who defends its nutritional value ("But it has vitamins!"). Don't believe the hype. There's no way this stuff is good for you. I'm pretty sure you could run your car with this stuff.

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TheLion
06/30/2009

Monster Energy Drink 1

I'll pass on this can full of starburst with a tablespoon of carbonated water. I'd rather not eat my energy drink thank you. I tried to choke the thing down, but on a hot day, it wasn't exactly thurst quenching. I ended up pouring over half the can out, knowing it would take me five days to finish the damn thing. And with that, I would never know how much energy it could even provide. Yuck.

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xBenwax
04/13/2009

Monster Energy Drink 5

This gives you a caffiene high like no other. I love it so much it is practically orgasmic. The taste is something to get used to but it is pretty good once you get used to it. I could chug these all night long and then some <3

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15ethor
03/07/2009

Monster Energy Drink 1

It is so disgusting. It is so bad for you, even if you are an adult. It has way to much caffine and sugar and it,s just down right nasty. And for people who think it's cool to drink monster, THINK AGAIN DUDES! If you guys who like monster want to get so sick and feel awful and maybe even die, not my problem.

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kittypaw876
03/06/2009

Monster Energy Drink 4

Tasty and energizing....i do crash after though:|

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ssh25
02/23/2009

Monster Energy Drink 5

i loveee it.
best energy drink ever
tastes totally good too
it makes me feel gooooooooooooood and hyper most of the time, and i never get a crash...
its the BESTTTT

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Dunk
01/08/2009

Monster Energy Drink 5

Your drink is the ABSOLUTE BEST!!! I've been drinking it ever for about a year now and I can't get enough of it. I'm Spc. Dunk, stationed here in Afghanistan, our call sign for our missions is, "Monster". Thats how much our entire team enjoys your drink. We want to put decals of monster on our trucks, so we wanted to know if you could send us some....my email is... jonathondunk@yahoo.com...email me some time.....thanks again!!!

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jcb1957
12/23/2008

Monster Energy Drink 3

its a good energy drink, but theres like so much better u know. stuff thats hard to find ,like big red jak, is the friggen best

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PCPeter774
12/22/2008

Monster Energy Drink 2

Tastes a little ( and I mean a little) better than Red bull. Overall it tastes like sugary human fecal matter. Not to mention the hype is great and all but when you come down after about 30 minutes you fell like absolute shit.

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GrizzLover7
12/06/2008

Monster Energy Drink 5

I would give this 10 stars if I could! Monster Energy is the BEST energy drink there ever was!!!! Red bull is ok, NOS is alright, but nothing will ever beat the taste of Monster!!!! ****BUY IT!!!****

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halodutygear
11/30/2008

Monster Energy Drink 2

I used to like this drink , but as I got older the taste got unbearable for me. It does do what it is supposed to do though, it gives you a buzz with just one can, if you chugg it down really fast . Overall this drink is highly overrated and expensive. If you want real energy drink get Rip-it , it taste great and it is cheap. Or you can try BAWLS another great Drink. But please dont buy this crap. The reason I gave it 2 stars is because it packs a nice buzz.

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MSShAyWEEZ
11/22/2008

Monster Energy Drink 5

i lOVE it i AM dRiNKiNgg ONE Right NOWW!!!!! :]

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stealthworker
11/22/2008

Monster Energy Drink 3

i personally like monster but, my father says "it smells like a urinal mint!" and he can't stand the smell of it...

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Lena
10/01/2008

Monster Energy Drink 1

I just tried Monster for the first time today, and it's downright disgusting. It tastes like a slightly carbonated melted blow-pop or jolly rancher (green apple mixed with watermelon if anyone's curious) which may have been fine when I was 7, but I also wasn't allowed to drink caffeine at such a tender age, so I can't imagine that's their audience unless parents are insane these days.

Dunno if I'll even make it through this drink despite the fact that I'm a total caffeine addict. Stay away from Monster unless you happen to like super-sweet, mouth-coating and syrupy flavored beverages.

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megadoo83
08/21/2008

Monster Energy Drink 5

love it!!!!!!

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penker5
08/21/2008

Monster Energy Drink 4

Regular monster is probably one of the most well known energy drinks. I wouldn't call it the best, but with good taste, energy, and distribution it's up there.

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gooddoggy77
07/02/2008

Monster Energy Drink 1

one sip made me feel like vomit

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Mikenike22579
06/14/2008

Monster Energy Drink 5

Greatest drink EVER invented, i live on this stuff (and some food of course)

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PeterNorth
04/23/2008

Monster Energy Drink 5

The best energy drink on the market, great taste, easy to drink and gives a great boost in energy. If you find the Monster Green too sweet try the Lo-Carb version, it get's the job done without all the sugar.

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stinkyjak
04/22/2008

Monster Energy Drink 1

From Monster staff, "The caffeine content in Lo-Carb Monster Energy is 135 milligrams of caffeine per 16 oz can. All other products in the Monster Energy line contain 160 milligrams of caffeine per 16 ounce can. The amount of Guarana in the Energy Blend is proprietary information."

Proprietary my butt. What you mean is that there isn't much Guarana at all compared to the other drinks. Sobe shows on the label that it has 174mg caffeine and 100mg guarana per 16oz can. It seems that Monster is nothing more than a big shot of sugar in what they call their "energy blend". Truly a placebo.

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crazyirish
03/13/2008

Monster Energy Drink 5

Greatest energy drink in the effin world bro.

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deerslayer722
02/26/2008

Monster Energy Drink 5

Great taste and buzz. What else can I say. I like the green the best.

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slagore
02/26/2008

Monster Energy Drink 5

it tastes great and really thats what makes it good.

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Nayna
02/26/2008

Monster Energy Drink 5

Does anyone know who distibutes Monster? Is it Coke or Pepsi?

Thanks...

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AJSAR15
01/21/2008

Monster Energy Drink 5

ALL OUT BEST!!!

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Chamillion01
01/21/2008

Monster Energy Drink 1

Everyone!!! try Verve the official Verve's Myspace address is http://www.myspace.com/myverveenergy -Verve is the only energy drink that has all minerals and vitamins, and also mangosteen ,the extremely healthy fruit that tastes better than any other fruit in my opinion. Thats what gives it the fizz and the tropical taste! -There are NO unhealthy or dangerous things in this drink!!!!!

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WhoElse
01/20/2008

Monster Energy Drink 5

I think Monster Lo Carb is one of the best beverages on the market regardless of type (energy drink, pop, flavored water etc.) It has an excellent flavor with a clean finish and the energy rush is a solid one ... not creating jitters or nervousness. The best attribute of this stuff, and others can comment on this if they like, is you actually FEEL better after taking it. I think this drink is great and I hope Hansen drinks, who makes this stuff, never sells out to the big guys. The fact that this stuff is loaded with B vitamins should not be a surprise as Hansens old focus was vitamins and supplements. This is a phenomenal drink and I give it a 5/5.

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Grizzlydipper
12/17/2007

Monster Energy Drink 5

best shit ever. what ever happened to lost energy drinks they were made by monster.

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bluebatteryaci d
11/15/2007

Monster Energy Drink 5

I don't get a buzz from it but it tastes great and comes in 24oz cans which is a plus.

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xxhopingtearsx x
10/23/2007

Monster Energy Drink 1

It's too sweet. Everytime I drink it, I get diareah. I don't get why people like it!

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rugbywinger
10/14/2007

Monster Energy Drink 5

the best energy drink out there bar none

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wkrowchuk
10/03/2007

Monster Energy Drink 5

very good taste for energy drink/ nice kick

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kelligarner
09/23/2007

Monster Energy Drink 5

It tastes great and it gives you energy this is the best one on a long limo ride

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FARYSEO
09/23/2007

Monster Energy Drink 4

I DO CARWASHING IN USED CAR DEALERSHIP,AND SPECIALLY IN THE SUMMER HOT DAYS WHEN I'M FEELING TIRED,WELL, I JUST GOT TO DRINK MY MONSTER,AND I GET BACK IN SHAPE AGAIN.IT REALLY WORKS.

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Jebril
09/21/2007

Monster Energy Drink 5

Yeah it tastes good and gives a decent buzz and you get 16 oz for 2 bucks not a bad deal if you ask me, its my personal favorite energy drink I think. It just tastes awesome.

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BKHOLIF
09/20/2007

Monster Energy Drink 5

GREAT TASTE AND ENOUGH ENERGY TO RIP OFF THE WINGS OF THAT OTHER ENERGY DRINK!

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PICKLECRASH
07/26/2007

Monster Energy Drink 5

ok tase, but great kick

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XAgent
07/24/2007

Monster Energy Drink 2

Heard it's good when mixed. Wait I'm seeing a pattern...

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MariusQelDroma
07/21/2007

Monster Energy Drink 4

I rather enjoy Monster's Chaos blend. Energy and juice with no fizz to slow me down when I need to chug. As with all energy drinks, use sparingly, unless you enjoy being Pilzy. :)

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rockstar13
07/20/2007

Monster Energy Drink 3

Going to be perfectly honest. I think Monster is over-hyped. It just didn't do as much as I thought it would for me. That being said, for me the energy after drinking this kicked in right away after drinking it. However, the taste gets a "meh" from me. So I'd say this would be your average energy drink. Better than some, worse than some. 3 stars.

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xashley426
07/16/2007

Monster Energy Drink 5

This is the shitt energy drink.

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mandapandax23
06/25/2007

Monster Energy Drink 5

i'm addicted. i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it

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wetzel023
06/25/2007

Monster Energy Drink 5

I like monster energy drink because its a really good way to energize yourself and make yourself feel better. Monster's company is also really great because they helped sponsor my wrestling team. We are known as the Monster Usa Wrestling team. As Jessica Simpson says "Your'e going to love this stuff!"

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locoeng10540
06/20/2007

Monster Energy Drink 5

I'm a locomotive engineer and this really keeps me going on early morning/late night hauls. By far the best energy drink on the market

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Monster Energy Drink 3

JB, so I guess that's a good thing or a bad thing?

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JB69
06/12/2007

Monster Energy Drink 1

TASTES LIKE ASS!

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willuser1
06/06/2007

Monster Energy Drink 5

MONSTER is freaking great

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