Just couple weeks ago I went to a wedding, my friend is Cuban but she was marrying a Macedonian guy, well, Macedonians have this dance where they get together around a circle , grab each other hands and kind of walk and jump around. Of course I joined them! Well, people were keep on staring at my foot. I am thinking to myself " My shoes must be fly" To make a long story short - toilet paper got stock to my shoe and the funny thing is I didn't go to the bathroom - Go figure!...

It's not so much the toilet paper, it's what's on the toilet paper. That would be embarrassing.

It's disgusting.But there are more terrible in the story of toilet.

It's already embarrassing walking the cafeteria floors while everyone stares at your scarfed foot. It helps even more if the white paper is wet or carries subtle hues of brown.

Nah. Embarassing is when you gotta knock on the bathroom stall wall and ask the person there if they could hand over some t.p. under the divider because you didn't check to see that your t.p. dispenser was all out.