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Asking a waiter "How big is your Juicy Pot Roast?"

Item added by helmut. Added on 12/05/2004
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irishgit
12/20/2008

Asking a waiter "How big is your Juicy Pot Roast?" 4

Never done this, but I once asked a waitress if her melons were ripe.

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zuchinibut
08/12/2005

Asking a waiter "How big is your Juicy Pot Roast?" 1

What is so embarassing about that. I think it might be more embarassing to ask a stupid question like, how big is the 12 oz strip steak. ITS 12 OUNCES DUMBASS.

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Major of the ROTC
01/10/2005

Asking a waiter "How big is your Juicy Pot Roast?" 4

As long as you don't ask, Can I have it tender and well-made? you are OK.

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kamylienne
12/05/2004

Asking a waiter "How big is your Juicy Pot Roast?" 4

Umm . . . never had the misfortune of saying this before, but I would imagine that would cause some serious embarassment. Well, could've been worse: it could've been a guy asking about the featured chicken dish to his waitress: What are your breasts stuffed with?

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helmut
12/05/2004

Asking a waiter "How big is your Juicy Pot Roast?" 5

I put this on here because my wife said this to a waiter the other day. To her credit, it was actually labled Juicy Pot Roast on the menu, but it came out wrong and we all laughed untill our sides hurt.

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