Guam 1

Guam is a great place to go if you are looking to score a hand job from an unattractive, aging, filipino woman. It's also a great place to go if you like hanging out in tacky sports bars, chinese buffets, or the world's largest K-Mart.

Why anybody would fly to the middle of bumblefuck Oceania and stop in Guam is beyond me. Stay on the plane a little longer and go to Fiji or the Cook Islands.

Guam is a place for military folk stationed in Asia to go get their rocks off for cheap.