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Natalie Portman

Born in 1981, Natalie Portman has appeared in movies such as "The Professional," "Beautiful Girls," and ...
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Chalky
10/11/2008

Natalie Portman 3

Natalie Portman seems pretty pretentious. As the owner and chief executive of "Archie Digest" & "Jughead's Double Digest," I just don't have time for Natalie's calls. Hopefully, this review will get to her.

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fb61200893
11/10/2007

Natalie Portman 2

No. She was the face of the fetishisation of childhood.

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doobiesNhof
03/03/2007

Natalie Portman 5

Beauty and brains which is a huge turn on for me!!

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rockerrreds
08/29/2006

Natalie Portman 5

Beautiful,intelligent-yes!

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NDFEB
10/07/2005

Natalie Portman 5

hot hot hot

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James76255
08/17/2005

Natalie Portman 4

I have to admit, I literally felt dirty when I left the theater after seeing The Professional. A little less so when I found out I wasn't the only one. She has had an incredile screen presence for years, and has grown into a beautiful woman with an absolutely stunning face. A bit waifish for my tastes, but still beautiful, and intelligent to top it all off.

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numbah16tdhaha
05/25/2005

Natalie Portman 5

I can see why dopey ass Anakin Skywalker would turn to the dark side for her.

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mrthing2000
01/11/2005

Natalie Portman 5

The local paper said something like you have to be careful watching her in her older films... something to the effect of releasing your inner pedophile. That seems strong worded, but not incorrect! She is dreamy!

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jgls
01/02/2005

Natalie Portman 5

radiant and beautiful in a girl next door kind of way. would be able to have meaningful conversations with her even though she is probably much more intelligent than i am. seems to be well grounded despite her celebrity status. i'm old enough to be her dad, but bfd.

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Alexg681
01/01/2005

Natalie Portman 5

Very hot.

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GHarper
10/06/2004

Natalie Portman 5

She is Perfection Itself

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ernesta
07/31/2004

Natalie Portman 1

We think very highly of ourselves don't we Ms. Portman?

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archivist
10/20/2003

Natalie Portman 5

She has brains to match her beauty.

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fuzzyfreak
10/03/2003

Natalie Portman 5

I'd certainly give her my light saber!

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Gups11
05/16/2003

Natalie Portman 5

She has an elegance to her that is simply lacking in this barby doll society. Pure beauty is unusual and this girl HOT!!!

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getback
05/12/2003

Natalie Portman 5

What a dream this girl is Harvard and Hot.Could anyone want more on a date a delight in all areas.

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jpdols
05/08/2003

Natalie Portman 1

No way she's deserves to be this high. Granted she's very beautiful but better looking than Selma Hayek, Shania Twain etc. I'm surprized you Star Wars fanatics didn't rate Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia) right below her.

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President -X-D
05/02/2003

Natalie Portman 5

Hubba hubba. I'm going to jail.

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davekrueger
04/29/2003

Natalie Portman 5

The Professional says it all

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Gecklund311
01/13/2003

Natalie Portman 5

She's incredibly beautiful and she seems very grounded for her star status. Natalie also sounds somewhat smart and would be able to carry on a conversation - I really hope she's as nice as she seems.

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Natalie Portman 5

she has a sweet innocence that makes her very attractive. she is also about my age. i don't know much about her personality but it can't be to bad. any guy that does not think she is beautiful is either lying to himself or gay.(dorkavitch)

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Jason1972
12/12/2002

Natalie Portman 5

When I saw her in "Beautiful Girls" in 1995, I knew she was going to a be a beautiful star. I'd say that my prophecy was true.

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lukskywlkr.
10/24/2002

Natalie Portman 4

I'd go out with Queen Amidala anyday.

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barbaloot11
07/16/2002

Natalie Portman 5

She's awesome, simple as that. It seems like she's one of the very few respectable actresses in Hollywood right now. She's a great role model; almost all of her characters have been girls who are independent and wise-beyond-their-years. She's completely awesome!

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Ninja_Squirrel
04/17/2002

Natalie Portman 5

Great actress, seemingly very smart, extremely beautiful. Also, seemingly innocent yet mature in a level-headed, down-to-earth kind of way.

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Kristofer 2
03/29/2002

Natalie Portman 5

natalie is gorgeous. she was easily the best thing in beautiful girls, and is just such a good actress. She also seems very funny and intelligent in interviews. like another reviewer, i can not think of a more attractive woman.

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bitemyscab
08/14/2001

Natalie Portman 5

ohhhhh man

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Zwinglee
07/10/2001

Natalie Portman 5

I think she is very intriguing and attractive!

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cxt7
05/07/2001

Natalie Portman 5

Very good actress and is also beautiful

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alicat
02/07/2001

Natalie Portman 5

Written on 12/20/00: Good stuff? Is that all you have to say Michaelgil? She is so cute. She has such an innocent, intelligent, cute, unique look to her. She seems like she would be fun and easy to talk to. She was so cute in "She's All That." They tried to make her seem like a dork, it hardly worked. Updated on 2/7/00: I am so sorry Dorkavitch Chamalsky that I made an error....I still think Natalie Portman is really beautiful.

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Natalie Portman 1

I just don't like Natalie Portman. She is hardly what I'd classify as "beautiful," let alone "cute"!! She has weird eyes. And I have seen her in interviews, and she's not exactly the friendliest young lady. Guess she thinks she's better than most since she was in "Star Wars." Too bad her acting sucked almost as bad as her character. Oh, and note to alicat...Natalie Portman wasn't in "She's All That." You're thinking of Rachel Leigh Cook! I was wondering why you rated a ho like Natalie so high. Get your facts straight, people!

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Flano
01/02/2001

Natalie Portman 5

Possibly, infact deffinatly the best looking woman in the world!!! Frustrating to think that theres a woman so perfect out there and you'll never ever get anywhere even close to dating her

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michaelgil
12/17/2000

Natalie Portman 4

good stuff

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