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Female Condom

Added on 12/01/2003
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Roarofthunder
08/21/2008

Female Condom 1

Feels like having sex with a Ziploc bag, no offence ladies.

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CanadaSucks
09/22/2006

Female Condom 1

Also works as a back-up parachute if she throws you out of the plane after you attempt to join the mile-high club. . .

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FranksWildYear s
09/22/2006

Female Condom 3

I have a picture in my head of Slickish wearing a lab coat and nothing else, a sterile medical tray by the bed with every style and brand of rubber laid out on it and a clipboard and pen in his hand.

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Slickish
09/22/2006

Female Condom 2

Hmmm. It's alright, and I guess it has some advantages, but an ordinary condom is better. I'm a guy, incidentally, and I've used it during standard heterosexual sex once (actually, twice, though in fairly rapid succession). Don't think I will again.

Break It Down:

- Ease of Installation. With the FC, you've got to stop in the middle of the action so the woman can do an elaborate and un-sexy gynocological rigamarole to get it put in. I suppose she could put it in ahead of time, but that would kind of kill the fun of the preliminaries. Standard condoms go on in a flash (assuming you can figure out how to open the package, and which way they unroll). It's actually a mood-builder, rather than a mood-killer, for your partner to put it on for you.
BIG ADVANTAGE: Ordinary condom.

- Sensation. Maybe I'm in the minority here, but the FC feels a little bit like having sex with a doll (uh, that is, what I *think* it would be like to have sex with a doll ...). True, the penis is uncovered, and free to slide against stuff (as in uncovered sex), but what you're sliding against doesn't really feel right.
ADVANTAGE: Ordinary condom.

- Interaction / Lubrication. Maybe this should be included under "Sensation." I don't know. With an ordinary condom (as with uncovered sex), there's a bit more of an interaction between the partners, particularly as the woman becomes more excited and wetter. That's gone with the FC. Lubrication is purely a matter of how much you choose to use. I guess that can be a good thing, as it's more controllable, and the guy can choose more friction, but I think something's missing. Some of the promotional stuff for the FC lists the fact it "transmits heat" as an advantage. I don't know: if an incredibly thin latex membrane doesn't transmit heat, wouldn't interior paint be sufficient to insulate your house?
ADVANTAGE: Ordinary condom.

- Cost. Obvious. Plus, you're going to need some lube, which you might or might not need with an ordinary condom.
ADVANTAGE: Ordinary condom.

- Accomodation of Odd Anatomy. I'll touch on this, as it's mentioned in some other reviews. Main point: ordinary condoms come in every size you can think of. There's no reason to use one that doesn't fit. I kind of like 'em tight, to tell you the truth. Indeed, if the choice is FC vs. generic medium-sized ordinary condom, I'd say the FC has an advantage for those with *small* penises, because there's no issue of it slipping off.
MINOR ADVANTAGE: FC, for those who are incapable of buying a condom that fits.

- Protection. The FC does cover more, since it hangs all the way out. And it can't slip off. I don't know which is more likely to break. Also, it puts the control over proper use more in the hands of the female, where experience suggests it will be more intelligently used.
ADVANTAGE: FC.

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cellyham
08/14/2006

Female Condom 4

The female condom is made up of polyurethane, which is a stronger material than latex. It has two rings-one that is removable, and one that isn't. You or your partner can insert it into the vagina. Once you feel the pubic bone, you stop. The ring rests against your cervix. You can also insert it for up to 8 hours beforehand, which makes it very handy when it comes to doing the deed. If it's not lubricated enough, it can sound like a garbage bag. If it's all good, it's awesome.

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trebon1038
02/22/2006

Female Condom 1

You know I have heard of these but never met anyone who used one....anyone out there ever see or use one of these???????

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Djahuti
03/04/2005

Female Condom 2

Pretty awkward for her,and also there is the danger of irritation or worse yet a latex allergy.

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Beloved
05/05/2004

Female Condom 1

I dont know very much about this method seems awkard to me how does it stay anchored? Is it just me or is birth control centered around women doing something. I wish they would concentrate on birth control methods that men must be responsible for.

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fuzzyfreak
10/13/2003

Female Condom 5

I usually carry one of these around with me, if I wake up next to a pig I can just pop it on her head and go back to sleep.

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c. montgomery
05/09/2003

Female Condom 2

I may be stupid ... but it really don't go up your hiney does it??? I think i have the idea though.. never seen one and will never see one. have been happily vasc. for 21years now.

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Jaws
05/07/2003

Female Condom 1

I've never had my partner use one of these but I'm going to take a stand and say that any form of birth control that involves the woman is not good for her health whether it is diaphrams/caps, the pill, the morning after pill or this female condom. I've also heard that tubal sterilization causes some kind of imbalance but I wouldn't know.

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kamylienne
05/06/2003

Female Condom 1

Oh, yuck, it is very much like a plastic grocery bag! Better than nothing, and probably effective, but yuck. It feels terrible.

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BIGBABY
04/30/2003

Female Condom 2

They get credit for preventing diseases, although I can finally agree with twinmom on something! These things look way to confusing and difficult to instruct. Its a lot easier for a guy to just use a condom.

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twinmom101
04/29/2003

Female Condom 1

Yeeesh! have you ever seen one of these things? I'm not one to insert a plastic grocery bag up my hiney.

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