| REVIEWER | RATING & REVIEW |
 | excelsior30 (8)
01/29/2006 | Investing in the metal of driving one is another thing, but being on the planet is dreadful. No atmosphere, no moons. You can either be vaporized, suffocate or even freeze to death there. (Yes, the part away from the sun can reach to -328*F due to its slow rotation and lack of an atmosphere.)
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 | irishgit (137)
04/05/2005 | My first car was a Mercury. Didn't run worth a damn and burned oil like it was in league with OPEC.
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 | Major of the ROTC (1)
12/15/2004 | The closest planet to our Sun (scientists say in a million years or so, the Sun will engulf it). It is hot, small, and hard as a rock. In automobiles, it is a crappy piece of technology that breaks down in three years ( my neighbor is an excellent driver, and his Mercury collapsed its carboreuter on him yesterday). Bottom line: both Mercuries are crappy.
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 | minkey (36)
03/29/2004 | Small but hot. The Christina Aguilera of our Solar System.
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 | StanUzbeck (14)
11/26/2003 | Did you know that a day on Mercury lasts longer than a year on Mercury? It takes less time for it to go around the Sun than it does to spin once on its axis. Fascinating, huh? But that's about it for interesting things about Mercury. Who cares about Mercury? If it fell into the Sun I could not possibly care less.
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 | gmanod (3)
09/07/2003 | Yo, Mercury is quite the undercover brother and I think people need to remember that. Like where would we all be without Mercury. It's small but it knows how to hit and run, and that's important in a planet. I like it's cuteness and it's chisled look as well, I mean call me a softy, but hey. Anyway to all of those out there who are hatin on Mercury: Why don't you slow you ride don't be jumpin all over Mercury's train, it has enough problems avoided the sun and shi' like that.
I hope this message was nearly as ridiculous as this category.
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 | BIGBABY (10)
06/06/2003 | Mercury is a horrid planet with nothing interesting on it at all. Before they could get thier deeper tan, the people would vaporize becuase of the hundreds of degree weather. Its the 2nd smallest planet which is the closest to the sun. It has no moons. It has nothing.
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 | twinmom101 (31)
05/07/2003 | Not bad if a scorched hunk of charcoal is your thing. Could be a future Spring Break destination for college girls looking for a deeper tan.
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